this steven seagal movie has extreme fat guy energy 
steven seagal can't even bother to pretend to aim lmao
steven seagal is apparently based out of a retirement home
nearly every shot of this movie with steven seagal in it so far has been him sitting
they keep on referencing an infamous US defeat by the Taliban in "Obamadad"
lmao holy shit hes never gonna get off the chair
the subtitles say [speaking Arabic] but they're in Afghanistan I think?
he leaves the building to get supplies THEN COMES BACK TO THE CHAIR
oh my I seem to have been wounded... let me just take this off
chair update: still in the chair
ok I may be missing something but the plot of this movie appears to be that they were ambushed in their truck trying to find another guy in a truck and they've been repeatedly attacked while trying to repair the second truck
command I'm gonna need a tactical door dash with extra sauce
steven seagal has left the chair to shoot at me and my crew in afghan jungle cam
we're at the point of the movie where the liberal journalist dressed up in native clothes to reverse ambush
I would guess that Steven Seagal moved a total of 25 feet during this movie
An Army Of One Or Two Dozen Feet At Most
