Instead of "there was only one bed" trope story, one where there is a room for two people with a hundred beds in a line and they're trying to figure out what distance would be the least awkward since they don't (for instance) want to be on the far opposite ends of the room...
...and they're like "but we don't have to sleep right next to each other, obviously" and then it's like "but wait, why wouldn't we?" and "so how far apart DO we want to sleep?" and they eventually realize/admit they just want to sleep together.
I've thought about this and I think it would really work for Frog and Toad.
"I'll sleep one bed over because it would be a bit odd to sleep right next to each other in a large room."
"But wouldn't it be a bit odd to leave an empty bed with no one in it?"
"I'll sleep one bed over because it would be a bit odd to sleep right next to each other in a large room."
"But wouldn't it be a bit odd to leave an empty bed with no one in it?"
