"If you look at your stock market geniuses, many of whom are not geniuses, what they're saying is that we're going to recover very quickly." --The President of the United States
It's as if he has a devil whispering in his ear as he speaks saying "don't be an asshole, don't be an asshole, ok BE AN ASSHOLE NOW NOW NOW, stop being an asshole, don't be an asshole."
A more exact transcription than what I pulled out of the ether in real time.
