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Dear @realDonaldTrump: You're bad at your job.
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@realDonaldTrump Dear @realDonaldTrump: I mean, you are even worse at your job than George Bush was. And you are an abysmal failure compared to the president who lives rent-free in your head, Obama:
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@realDonaldTrump Dear @realDonaldTrump: I mean, look at how the stock market's done under our last the presidents:
1 = Bush
2 = Obama
3 = You.
You just rode Obama's momentum until gravity took hold again. You added NOTHING.
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@realDonaldTrump Dear @realDonaldTrump: And while COVID-19 is accelerating the crash, it isn't CAUSING the crash. Few people realize it, but the recession was already starting.

Because you, you know, aren't a financial genius. You're not even a decent businessman.
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@realDonaldTrump Sure, the NYT threw you a bone, saying, "The market collapse isn’t Mr. Trump’s fault, although some of his decisions may not have helped... [The collapse] probably would have happened in the United States regardless of who was in the White House."

Except: they're wrong.
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@realDonaldTrump The market collapse IS your fault, @realDonaldTrump. We know it's your fault because the curve had been bending downward since long before "coronavirus" became a thing. All coronavirus did (thank God!) was make the recession obvious before the election.
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@realDonaldTrump So here's how it is, @realDonaldTrump:

The stock market was having multiple Os when it was in bed with Obama.

Obama had the market so excited, it kept having Os even after Obama showered + left.

Then the market opened its eyes and saw YOU. And now? Flaccid, of course.
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@realDonaldTrump Anyhow, @realDonaldTrump, I just thought someone should explain to you why this is your personal fault.

Having said that, I nevertheless hope you somehow manage to have a nice evening, sir. Maybe you can FaceTime Melania, wherever she is! (If she'll take your call.)

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