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1 = Bush
2 = Obama
3 = You.
You just rode Obama's momentum until gravity took hold again. You added NOTHING.
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Because you, you know, aren't a financial genius. You're not even a decent businessman.
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Except: they're wrong.
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The stock market was having multiple Os when it was in bed with Obama.
Obama had the market so excited, it kept having Os even after Obama showered + left.
Then the market opened its eyes and saw YOU. And now? Flaccid, of course.
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Having said that, I nevertheless hope you somehow manage to have a nice evening, sir. Maybe you can FaceTime Melania, wherever she is! (If she'll take your call.)
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