DMs are open for anyone who wants to go in on* one of these and join me for some recreational arson
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*read: give me several million dollars for
Or maybe we buy one, upgrade the cell blocks into humanly habitable dorms, and team up with the Unitarians to make the thing a year-round "church camp" which does nothing but provide communal sanctuary for people whose appeals have run out
I mean there are really only so many things you can do with 42 pre-owned concentrated camps, let's get creative here
*concentration, obviously. They're actually all over
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One of the only fun things about the last few months has been watching the bubble which contains the parallel cartoon universe of Soros plots & deep state conspiracies which tens of millions live in among us pop every time it touches the actual one we're all stuck in together
I mean, the pandemic has absolutely proven that the concept of shared objective knowable truth based on sources and methods we can all agree on is dead and that it will almost certainly take us all with it soon enough but you gotta take the laughs where you find them
No doubt most of the people responsible for this fact-free garbage about "illegal votes" and a vast conspiracy which somehow includes Republican governors and secretaries of state are doing it all in the worst possible faith, & that is so weird to me. I just can't even imagine
Just got around to reading the House #cannabis bill and actually stopped breathing for a few seconds when I saw this subtitle. This one sentence could change millions of lives by reuniting families separated by deportation and arbitrary inadmissibility.
The retroactivity here means not just expungement (also in here for federal cases), but fully removing cannabis offenses from any possibility of immigration consequences. This likely would have been inevitable with descheduling it, but it's genuinely thrilling to see it in print
This devastating report from @DetentionWatch is the starkest example I've ever seen of how white supremacy so often harms white people directly. Take some time to read it today if you can.
There are 221 ICE detention facilities, and most of them are not in dense urban areas. ICE's homicidal insistence on arresting and detaining people for civil administrative offenses in the middle of a deadly global pandemic is the only explanation for this deadly fact.
1/ There are 58 immigration courts in the United States.
In the past seven days, one out of every five of them--including my own here in Boston--has been exposed to #covid19.
We can't keep doing this. Please stop making us do this.
2/ Accidentally posted Chicago twice up there, but there were a total of 11 of these #immigrationcourt exposures this week alone--just as the second wave is cresting.
3/ I haven't physically appeared in #immigrationcourt for weeks, & only then bc I felt it necessary for effective representation in a tough case.
My partner has serious pre-existing lung issues. Many asylum cases are life-and-death.
TODAY IN "WHAT PART OF 'LEGAL IMMIGRATION' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"
More than 1 million ppl in the US with #TPS are now in a status so unclear that I have to provide lengthy letters simply to explain that it doesn't actually expire next month. USCIS is letting confusion reign here
And here in its entirety is everything that USCIS has provided to the public to "explain" the current status of #TPS for El Salvador, Haiti, and certain other countries. This is literally all that's keeping them from losing jobs, licenses, unemployment, etc during a pandemic.
Imagine walking into HR, the DMV, or the unemployment office with a card which expires next month & the page below to try to explain that you are actually in lawful immigration status well past Jan. You'd be very fortunate to find anyone who'd read past the first few sentences
The army of broken Trump toys is pushing this fashy nonsense pretty hard rn, but the rest of them are more than happy to let this all play out and see where it goes