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10 Jan, 13 tweets, 5 min read
Biden's Payback Time For The Right Wing Extremist

[Caveat : This is humour, people.]

When Biden takes office, his first few days should be taken up with some key policies :
1. Free 200 square foot Planned Parenthood Clinics on every street with free bottomless coffee ;

2. Repaint Air Force One in rainbow stripes, fly it over Alabama airdropping abortion pills ;
3. Tax the Televangelist 'Churches' until their leaders have to sell both their private jets ;

4. Buy up McDonalds and make them exclusively serve food to the low-waged and homeless, for free ;
5. All Homophobes to undergo forced 'Conversion Therapy' or just go ahead and come out of the closet ;

6. Collect all guns and melt them down to create a Rushmore-sized Mountain with the face of Hilary Clinton, who by the way is not in jail ;
7. All White Supremacists and Neo Nazis to be paraded pant-less down Main Street on VE Day to remind them who won, and who lost ;
8. All City and State Parks to be renamed Rosa Parks with immediate effect; All of them ;
9. Every statue of a Civil War General to replaced with one of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, laughing at you ;
10. Migrant Concentration Camps to be converted to Welcome Centres with Drive-By Citizen Papers pickup ;
11. White House (after fumigation) to be painted 'Pussy Hat Pink', and fly the flag of the State of Georgia .
12. Fox News Headquarters to be turned into a Black Lives Matter Conference Center ;
13. National Rifle Association HQ to be converted to Research Centre for Penile Dysfunction.
And any time a #Trump Cultist complains ...

14. We'll add another gay character to every Star Wars or Disney series.
[Adapted from bits and pieces, including several posts which popped up back in 2016 some of them entitled "When We Democrats Take Back Control]

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