Thread by @khar_risma

Tiri ma Form 6 takambodzingwa chikoro 2nd term tavhura restaurant ku hostel 😂

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opening day takasiiwa ne school bus so na @Guggs_zw & @Carlsimz we jumped into ma bhazi anoenda kumusha anodarika nepa school pedu

Our food items aive muzi changan bag one. So pakudzika conductor akaburutsa wrong bag, redu raive nemaputi nema snacks rikasara. Nobody noticed paya

Pfee pa hostel, kuvhura kudai, bag rine 4 ma 2 litres emafuta, ma potatoes, salt, rakatozara grocery. Takapererwa.

After about hours of stressing, we came to a decision yekuti lets keep the stuff tozopa ana momz vauya ku visiting after a month. Had to survive on dining food

2 weeks down the line yakati yadambura nzara. Food yeku dining haisi kukwana

Ndikati ngatibikei ma chips boys

@Carlsimz went ku room akatora ka banga ke fork and knife kaya and peeled ma potatoes then sliced them into chips akamaisa mu bucket remvura yekumwa

@Guggs_zw took bucket resimbi raishandiswa se flowerpot panze akarigeza zvakaipa, then poured 3 ma 2 litres emafuta imomo.

I then took a bulb ekare aye ndikaripwanya, connected wire dzemagetsi pa 2 ma terminals anenge ari mu bulb aye, then connected tambo dzacho pa water heater

I connected the bulb pa holder mudenga ndikaisa water heater mumafuta and turned on switch ye light.

"Zi bluetoot dewice has connected succisessfuri"

Connection yangu pfee.

After a while mafuta akatanga ku boiler mdara tikaisa ma potatoes aye. Ah, ngazvitange kuto faya 😂

Zvese izvi taizviitira mu room mangu, yaive Saturday vanhu vari panze vachitamba bhora

After about 30 minutes ma chips anga atoita baba. Ndakadzima ku switch and removed my apparatus.

@Carlsimz akatora kamwe ka lunch akakaboora boora pasi, ndiko kaive kekupakurisa.

Ma chips ainaka iwayo. Vanhu vakazongonzwa ka hwema mu corridor and traced down the smell to my room.

Yaingove ndipoo ndipoo, ndikati huyai nema 2 dollars 2 dollars. Ah vakomana vakauya zve paya, in 10 minutes tanga tatova ne 18 dollars. Ndikati aizve, business bho ka iri

Ma days aya boarding master anga asiko airwara so teacher on duty aingouya 2 minutes otodzokera kumba kwake tosara tichimhanya poto hedu isu 😂

We did this everyday for 2 more weeks takutoita zveku jamba durawall kuno hodha ma potatoes 😂. The orders became overwhelming because tanga tava kuto supplier neku girls hostel. We then decided kuchinja poto yekubikira because yanga yava diki. Ndipo pakatangisa ma1

Inini na @Guggs_zw takanoba kamwe ka drum so ku workshop vanhu variku study tikakaisa mu room.

Takakavhura pamusoro ne tin opener kunge gaba re beans tikakageza mukati. At that time @Carlsimz was organizing nyama because tanga takuda ku stepper up game.

Ko tazivei kuti ka drum kataba ndeka headmaster, apa taonekwa hedu na guard, anga atoenda kuno reporter. After an hour Headmaster had summoned his best disciplinary teachers and stormed ku hostel. Isu kana idea yezviri kuitika

Pakapera study, @Carlsimz akabva auya nenyama pa hostel apa ma chips atori muka drum zviri kutofaya.

Unoziva after study ku hostel kunenge kune noise chii chii vanhu vachimbo refresher. Pakazongonzi ziiii, ndikati hmmm boys pane zviri kuitika

Takazongonzwa zi voice ra headmaster

"Ndlovu aripi ? Moyo aripi? Zviripi zvipfanha izvozvo"

Mdara hana yakatanga kurovera kumagaro 😂

Before we could even think of a plan to hide door ranga ratopazwa kare. We had been located already, apa mamwe ma teacher anga atomira kuseri kuma window in case we try to jump out

Busted

Headmaster achipinda akabata musoro. Akasvika achiona ka drum kake kakavhurwa murikubikwa ma chips, pa bed pane 19 tuma lunch box ma order evanhu apa vakomana varikutoundura havo huku

Murume mukuru chaakakwanisa kuita kufenda 😂

Unoziva ma teacher achipinda achiona set up vaingoseka. Kupererwa kusvika pakushaya kana simba rekutirova 😂

Takabuditswa mu room tikanorariswa ku staffroom taka kiirwa imomo. Following day pakatoitwa emergency assembly. The whole school and teachers were there

Takamiswa pamberi pechikoro nema tools edu. Headmaster akauya and wanted to address the students. Achangotanga kutaura, akacheuka ndokuona futi ka drum kake kakazara jipe neka huku pa side. Man fainted kechi 2 😂. Deputy head ndivo vakazoita take over

Yah takarohwa zvinodadisa gentrumen handimbokunyeperai. Zvekuti uri pamberi pema babe takazviisa pa side, waikwenya garo iri uchiita seucharidzura wotema arikukurova naro.

After the beating takanzi endai munotora vabereki kumba. Did we not pay strangers to be our parents 😂

Zvakaramba kushanda 😂. One of the strangers aive "mdara" wangu akazodhomoka akanganwa zita rangu.

Takazouya nema real parents, and we got expelled from school. As punishment, we all were made to repeat lower 6 at different schools by the parents. 😂.

I was banned from playing with @Carlsimz and @Guggs_zw for life 😂😂

But aiwa gentrumen muri ma fes wangu kusvika amen 😂😂🙏🔥🔥

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