Impeachment Part Deux: Le Bougalou Éléctrique
time to watch it die in the senate I guess but oh my god the RUSH
oh wait—the senate trial could wait, couldn’t it
there’s no guarantee it immediately goes to upper chamber, is there
*the upper chamber

what am I, british

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