Thread by @cindygallop

WE LOVE @markpollard! 'Gentlemen of @LinkedIn, do you find yourself drawn to women's opinions? Do you find yourself captivated by the scent of women's brains? Do you find women's points of view magnetic and impossible to not correct?'
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'You might have correctile dysfunction. It's when you open your mouth, tap on your keyboard, or thumb on your phone immediate and condescending corrections of women's opinions.' @markpollard @LinkedIn
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'She says, "I think..." And you say, "You're wrong and here are ten reasons why."
She says, "I disagree." And you say, "You're wrong to disagree and here are ten reasons why."'
@markpollard @LinkedIn
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'She says, "Let's agree to disagree." And you say, "No, you are so wrong that you should never hold any opinions again. Your opinion license needs revoking."
@markpollard @LinkedIn
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'Introducing... Shhhyagra. One tablet will give you four hours of the ability to hold yourself back, to hold your opinions in, and to not feel you have to correct a woman's opinion.''
@markpollard @LinkedIn
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'Millions of men have improved their lives with daily use of Shhhyagra. Combined w a healthy diet of respect, curiosity & empathy, men have discovered the power of Shhhyagra to improve relationships w women. Some have even learned new things.' @markpollard linkedin.com/posts/markpoll…