🧵 Kimbal Musk, PPPillionaire 🧵
Everyone knows that Kimbal Musk stole from the "Family Fund", his restaurants’ emergency tip jar. But did you also know that he was rolling in PPP cash - even as he stole from his employees? #Tesla#SpaceX $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/12
On 4/8/20, Kimbal got $4.93 M in PPP cash for The Kitchen Café, LLC, his restaurant in Boulder, CO. On 4/10/20, another entity (likely one of his) called Next Door, LLC, also HQ’d in Boulder, CO, got $358k in PPP cash. Kimbal’s charity, Big Green, got $783.5k on 4/9/20. 2/12
On 4/21/21, Kimbal scored another cool $2 M in PPP cash for The Kitchen Café. Next Door scooped up $501.5k on 1/23/21. Big Green got a nice $852.3k on 2/24/21. #TrickleDown#Tesla#SpaceX 3/12
Let’s now consider Kimbal Musk’s wife, Christiana (neé Wyly) Musk. Did you know that Christiana is the daughter of billionaire Sam Wyly, who, with his brother, were charged with commiting billions of dollars of tax fraud? 4/12 dmagazine.com/frontburner/20…
Turns out, Christiana Musk's the Chairwoman of the Unreasonable Institute, an “ESG” venture capital firm. The Unreasonable Institute's two entities got a total of $757k in PPP cash. 5/12
Blood runs thicker than water. Does grift as well? Consider Tosca Musk, Elon & Kimbal’s little sister. She runs a film outfit called Passionflix - like Netflix, but for softcore romance yarns. Tosca scored a comparatively modest $77k in taxpayer bailout cash. 6/12
“But Claire, the PPP funds helped save jobs!” True. BUT, couldn’t Kimbal and Christiana have pawned off Kimbal’s PRIVATE JET (N278PC) instead, and flown commercial like us peasants? Or was giving up his private jet too much of a sacrifice? 7/12 flightaware.com/resources/regi…
Side note: Kimbal also flew now-Sen. John Hickenlooper (ex-CO governor & US presidential candidate) on his jet, which caused an ethics stink (coughbribecough). @Hickenlooper officiated Kimbal’s wedding & pushed subsidies that went to #Tesla. 8/12 coloradosun.com/2020/06/03/hic…
I digress. "But Claire, Kimbal works hard & deserves his private jet!" Fine. Did you know that Kimbal’s also scored $115.8 M from just selling $TSLA stock alone in the past 11 years? Yep. He’s well-compensated for “serving” on Tesla’s board. 9/12
So my question is, why didn’t Kimbal pawn off some of his own $TSLA stock (or #SpaceX stock for that matter) and bail out his own employees? Why didn’t Kimbal, or Elon, bail out their sister Tosca’s softcore porn production? 10/12
Why didn’t Christiana Musk dip into her own family’s overseas trusts & tax shelters to bail out her own ESG investment firm? 11/12 courthousenews.com/ex-billionaire…
Why did the Musk family drain PPP funds, which now have run out, to the tune of > $10 M? How many real mom-and-pop shops – desperate lives & livelihoods – that aid could have saved! Instead, $10 M in PPP cash went to line the pockets of the Musk clan. #Grift $TSLA $TSLAQ 12/12
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Omar Qazi's Gamed #Tesla "Full Self Driving" Videos 🧵
Qazi, one of $TSLA's top pumpers, makes "#FSD" videos that Musk fanboys market as progress. I will list all the gimmicks Qazi employs in his videos. Here is Qazi's latest video 👇
$TSLAQ 1/9
- Qazi often MANUALLY INTERVENES by changing his vehicle's speed using the steering wheel's scroll wheel, e.g. in dangerous conditions
- The videos have all been done in LOW VEHICLE/FOOT TRAFFIC conditions, e.g. not rush hour #Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ 2/9
- Qazi's night driving demos are cherry-picked for EXTREMELY LATE HOURS (e.g. most recent one 👇 was done pre-radar removal at **2:41 AM**)
- His routes are ALMOST ALWAYS ON CLEARLY MARKED ROADS for night driving 3/9
Death of #Tesla "Battery Advantage" 🧵
Back in 2019-2020, $TSLA pumpers claimed that Tesla was going to make its own cutting-edge, proprietary batteries in its Shanghai factory. "Multi-decade lifespan", "density capacity", "million mile" were the prevalent buzzwords. $TSLAQ 1/6
Then, news came out that #Tesla was buying LG cells. $TSLA pumpers had to adjust the narrative, which morphed into Tesla was buying LG cells "temporarily" to "increase capacity utilization to tap additional operating leverage." The battery breakthrough will come soon though. 2/6
As late as ~2 months ago, $TSLA pumpers were still relentlessly beating the drum that #Tesla was expanding its Shanghai factory by buying up additional adjacent land: "Tesla is Rumored to Have Acquired Significant New Land", "Speculation is that Tesla is the bidder" $TSLAQ 3/6
@SEC_Enforcement left Tripp out to dry. Meanwhile, Tripp was trying to defend against #Tesla's $167 lawsuit against him. He snapped. Instead of continuing his legal fight, Tripp publicly dumped all of his case's evidence (which in fact vindicate him). 3/ autonews.com/automakers-sup…
🚨 Kimbal Musk: Fake Farmer
Elon Musk’s brother Kimbal wants to build an image of himself as an urban farming innovator.
He went on national TV to say that his startup invented container farming, and “built 10 of these farms literally in old, used shipping containers”. #Fraud 1/5
The media naturally lapped it up wholesale.
Kimbal’s website further reinforces his narrative with claims about "our farms", "our hydroponic system", "our latest farm design", & "our modular farm-tech platform". As if Kimbal holds proprietary trade secrets. 2/5
Now consider a company called @FreightFarms. See anything familiar? Purple LEDs? Vertical growing panels & hydroponics? Propping up container farms to encourage urban farming & as educational tools?
What Kimbal Musk & Square Roots wants to hide is... 3/5
Elon Musk Faking "Aspergers":
Musk claimed on SNL last night that he had "Aspergers" to explain away his frauds and various evils.
In his nearly 50 years of life, Musk has never mentioned "Aspergers" once. Nor have his several biographers, his mother, his father... 1/5
...his brother, his sister, his cousins, his current girlfriend, his ex-girlfriends, his ex-wives, his current and past business partners, his officers, his directors, his employees, or even his lawyers ever mentioned anything about an ASD/Asperger's diagnosis. 2/5
What we do know is that the @NTSB report about the TX driverless #Tesla crash will be imminently released. That there is Congressional scrutiny over "Autopilot" and "Full Self Driving". That Chinese regulators are clamping down on Tesla's defects and hurting sales. 3/5
Musk on SNL, Live Thread for $TSLAQ: Miley Cyrus sings a Mother's Day song while wearing a... breast shirt. A bunch of unfunny Mother's Day tributes by cast. Musk comes out, stiff as a board, smirking and steepling. Does the neck twitch thing. He's definitely on uppers. 1/5
Makes fun of his speech pattern and then says he's the "first person with Aspergers to host SNL". Jokes about it. Then tries to sell genius visionary bullshit about colonizing other planets. Jokes about abusing Twitter. 2/5
Says he's not a "chill normal dude" because he "reinvented" electric cars and "sends people to Mars". Jokes about smoking weed on Joe Rogan. Makes OJ joke about "killing it" on SNL. Jokes about his son's name being indecipherable. Super jumpy and twitchy now. 3/5