Thread by @Soundsaboutrig4

Okay. If we're gonna get meta with my dumb "live tweet reviews," let's get stupid.

I'm going to review a gif that I post with this.

Okay. So apparently this guy hired MC Escher as his architect. Which is weird to hire a DJ to do house design.

Wait. Is this some kind of Evil Dead Mirror thing, but with a teenager and a goblin king?

Are they saying that the opposite of a teen is a goblin king?

This actually makes total sense.

No. This is about the duality of humanity.

You have youth and feminininity and being rightside up and opposite of that is older and male and with a pants bulge.

Seriously. I can see the bulge from here. Is this an optical illus..THAT GOBLIN KING WAS PACKING HEAT!

Okay, seriously. There are like 20 OSHA violations right there.

How much of a bitch does it gotta be to go the grocery store?

Oh, shit. She's stomping her foot to the beat of the goblin king singing about like...his bulge and the pain in the ass it is to get groceries.

You would have to be slamming back dramamine just to keep from vomiting as you walked through that place.

Oh, god. I'm gonna puke. This is worse than that scene in Willy Wonka where he drugged the kids with his lickable wallpaper and forced them to watch a chicken get beheaded.

Why is it called a labyrinth when there's not a thing lab coat?

Okay. So ...OH.

OHHHHH.

OKAY. I GET IT.

See. The message is that they're right near each other and, yet, so far away.

That's deep.

So are we all in agreement that that bulge is glaringly obvious?

Okay. I think my summation of all this is that you shouldn't hire a DJ to build your house else your errands are gonna be a real bitch.

single* lab coat