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11 Jul, 13 tweets, 9 min read

Green and pleasant land.
#ENGITA #england #Euro2020Final #ItsComingHome

Update on the world famous English value of common sense and personal responsibility - I’m sure corona will respond accordingly. FFS.

Our country is so so seriously ill. #ENGITA #england #EURO2020

Can’t see patriotic Ms Patel’s ‘greatest police force in the world’ anywhere, are they out dragging people out of a peaceful vigil for a woman murdered by one of their colleagues, or removing art work that might be used in a peaceful climate change demo against our extinction?

Absolutely nothing on the news bulletins about this behaviour or the absolute explosion of covid that it’s causing. Not a word, just unfiltered helium-balloon voiced hysteria and footage showing none of these scenes. Incredible.

Now displaying their world renowned English values by stamping on the Italian flag. I’m so ashamed of my British passport tonight. Truly. The rest of the world watches this in horror, sympathy, or profound gratitude they live somewhere else. #EURO2020

No tickets? Just riot.

This is a horror show. The English really are exceptional after all. #EURO2020

They don’t have tickets so this is an idiotic waste of their time, and everyone else’s.

“You can shove that Lamborghini up your arse”. I fear I might have driven over them. #EURO2020

At least now we won’t have to wait for the full impact of #climatechange to cause our extinction - these people have trumped it just in time for the win. 🤦🏻‍♂️
#EnglandvsItaly #CovidIsNotOver #idiocracy #ItsComingRome #ITAENG #EURO2020

These #ENG fans are now fighting each other. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #EnglandvsItaly

Italian fans gathered in Rome. Different vibe, to say the least. #ItsComingRome #EnglandvsItaly

Meanwhile, backstage. 🤦🏻‍♂️

They clearly aren’t football fans, or they wouldn’t soil the incredibly impressive, magnificent #eng team they purport to be there to support. The real #England is on the pitch and its team deserves to win.
#EnglandvsItaly

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8 Jul

Have I got this right, they’re going to charge for flow tests, cram everyone into offices, send people to countries they won’t be allowed in to, and pack venues and sports stadiums full of audiences, all as cases are exploding? Then tell them all to isolate? Absolute genius. 🤯

Is the government drunk? Has someone given them a joke manual on how to wreck all the progress from vaccines at the 11th hour? Is what I’m reading a parody? What are these fools doing? Seriously. 🤯

The farcical thing is they think, having totally mismanaged the entire health situation from day one, that what they’re doing will compensate for it by reviving the economy. If millions are having to self isolate there won’t be a functioning economy. Utterly mental. #ToryShambles

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Brendan May

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7 Jul

Just a public tender from Westminster City Council for a provider to manage a
‘Temporary Body Storage Service’ in the event of ‘excess deaths’. The contract is for the next 4 years. Almost as if they aren’t telling us something.
#torycovidcatastrophe bidstats.uk/tenders/2021/W…

Screen grabs in case it mysteriously disappears. #ToryCovidCatastrophe

Note it was published in mid June. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Brendan May

@bmay

5 Jul

Thread 🧵

One of my kids is at the age where there’s a need to start thinking about secondary education. Having grown up abroad it’s proving quite the revelation. I can barely believe what I’m learning about our education system & it explains so much about what’s wrong here. 1/

Option 1. Do nothing & end up with a state education that by any international standard is sub optimal. Cut off many routes for his future.

Option 2. Submit him to selective testing and the stress of it, tuition programme etc, so that he gets in (if he passes) to a grammar. 2/

Option 3. Pay 30,000 a year for him to be privately educated. There are two more siblings one year behind so that’s nearly 100k/year for several years, to produce English public school boys. Not an enthralling prospect.

But option 4 is the absolute banger, coming up next…3/

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Brendan May

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4 Jul

I want to be governed by intelligent people again.

The people who knew exactly what #Brexit they were voting for are definitely going to know exactly when they should wear a mask.
#july19th #ToryBritain #idiocracy #COVID19

Instead of being guided by data and clinical advice, we are currently ensnared by a PM being held in a headlock by right wing ‘freedom fighters’ who walk around carrying pints of milk as a symbol of their intellectual vacuity. None of it can end well. #july19th #FreedomDay

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Brendan May

@bmay

3 Jul

Boston Dynamics robots. Incredible and alarming in equal measure.

Fascinating to see an almost 50-50 split in reactions to this from the ‘alarming’ appalled camp to the ‘incredible’ and enthralled group. I’m torn between them. It’s all in how it’s used & what they’re programmed to do of course.That rests as always with what humanity determines.

Are these robots:-

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Brendan May

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19 May

Just watched that right wing genetic experiment Daniel Hannan lecturing British farmers about why they should be celebrating their market being flooded with flown in Australian beef and in the end concluded that he simply doesn’t know where Australia is. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Oh lol. 😂

His header pic 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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