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3 Aug, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Uh. So I was being a dick to people who use their birthday to get followers. It’s not my birthday. I’m just bad at conveying my intentions.

I meant that “Even if it was my birthday, you shouldn’t follow.”

English and I aren’t on speaking terms.
But thank you all for the well wishes.
What’s even better is I can’t follow the nice people who follow back because I’m maxed on follow until I hate 5000.

So I’m just a prick on every level.
What in sweet hell@is wrong with my brain tonight?

Oh, god. Salmonella is getting to me! I ate Taco Bell and everything with her!!

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*groans*

I'm gonna have to live review this shitty pilot aren't I?

*cracks knuckles*

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