I have spent untold hours watching mostly crappy movies to entertain...a handful of people.

So here's an updated list with categories to help you find the review you want to ignore next!!
Classics:

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Damnation
It’s Certainly A Movie:

National Treasure

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5 Aug
So I'm going to start my review of the latest DC film that just got released.

It's S**cide Squad. I'm not allowed to type it out because I'm pretty sure Twitter blocks that crap.

Anyway. I can finally tell you all that I was part of the squad. I think my scenes were cut, though Image
It stars an insane list of people like @idriselba as Jean Claude Van Damme's best 80s movie, @NathanFillion as T.S.O.L, @JohnCena as Colt pistol, Margot Robbie as Harley Davidson, Michael Rooker as the coolest dude ever, @violadavis as an amazing actress, and, hell... Image
It even has @seangunn as Rocket Raccoon's stand-in and even a cameo by the awesome @lloydkaufman (god of Tromaville).

And a bunch of others. Image
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5 Aug
Oh, sweet Jesus. They remade Turner & Hooch into a tv show on disney plus.

*groans*

I'm gonna have to live review this shitty pilot aren't I?

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this shit.
We find out by a roomba and the fact this loser puts everything into separate containers that this guy is a neat freak.

OH. WHAT IF HE HAD A MESSY DOG???????
The guy chugs creatine and talks to his roomba.

Fuckkkk youuuuuu!
Read 93 tweets
4 Aug
Well, I went into my old slides and found a desert trip I had before all this.

I went to this beautiful, small town known as Perfection, Nevada. A group of people from the Casino dropped me off there.

I met some friends, even though I felt some #Tremors
While there I became friends with Val Bacon and Earl Ward. Two cool guys who showed me how to get chicks and make money.

Join me as I go back to that wacky time. I still made it look good. I always do.
@RegaNorwegian Here's your one "I want this review" token being used.

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4 Aug
Not a lot of people know this, but a couple summers ago I had the greatest adventure ever. I went to Amity Island.

I got to meet all kinds of people including the sheriff and mayor.

I kept hearing people scream about a shark with big #Jaws

Here I am getting a killer tan.
While I was there, as I said, I befriended the local sheriff (Brody), a local fisherman (Quint), and some smart scientist guy (Richard Dreyfuss).

They were all very nice. Here's a photo of us out on Quint's boat.

Best guy's night out ever. They told me all kinds of stories!
They were my best friends ever.

So here's a little jaunt into my summer holiday in #Amity.
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3 Aug
Uh. So I was being a dick to people who use their birthday to get followers. It’s not my birthday. I’m just bad at conveying my intentions.

I meant that “Even if it was my birthday, you shouldn’t follow.”

English and I aren’t on speaking terms.
But thank you all for the well wishes.
What’s even better is I can’t follow the nice people who follow back because I’m maxed on follow until I hate 5000.

So I’m just a prick on every level.
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3 Aug
So I just found this video tape last week. I popped it in and it's really stupid. I'm pretty sure it's some art student's work.

What's really weird is I'm in it.

The name of the video was #TheRing.
I should warn you that I have a VHS and a TV made during the presidency of Reagan.

The color saturation is all whacked, but I'm going to give this a shot.
It starts out on some Boomer house. We know it's one because no one younger could afford some a freaking massive house.
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