Apparently some of you lot want to do a live viewing of me doing a live reviewing of a movie.

Sure. Why not?

Some weekday this week we'll watch a movie together but not together because I watch these solo. But...uh...in tandem.

It'll be a weekday around 9:30pm PDT.
It'll be a movie from either Netflix or amazon prime to maximize the chance people have access to it.

I'm open to suggestions, though it'll have limitations. Like I don't do most comedies since they have little plot. Nothing just unbearably boring.

No animation.

I have veto.
And nothing that's insanely serious/about a marginalized group that it's not cool for a cis, white male to poke fun at.

Like I'm not going to do Hotel Rwanda. That's...no. Genocide isn't funny.
Other than that. Suggest away.

I use this site to find stuff, though you have to confirm it's there because it doesn't always have the most up to date information.

justwatch.com/us/movies?prov…
I'll try to give a heads up of a day with the movie.

If anyone is interested.

Uh...fuck if I know. Read my tweets.

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17 Sep
Not everyone knows this, but @Soundsaboutleft and I once went on a treasure hunt. Specifically...pirate's treasure!

We were living in the rough parts of Astoria when we found it in some dude's attic. We stole the map and found the rich stuff.

#Goonies #GooniesNeverSayAnything Image
The map told us to go to Astoria, Oregon. Well, after we swung by @Powells and @VoodooDoughnut.

Then we headed out to do the Ickey Shuffle. Image
We made our way to Astoria and stopped by Cannon Beach to look at the big rock and eat some starfish we battled.

We also saw a car race that turned into a chase.
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17 Sep
Oh, man. So here's a hot tip. Never eat #Dune Sandworms if you don't want to...well. Let's just say the Spice Must Flow.

I will say that @Soundsaboutleft did do an impressive job riding a sandworm.

Let's ride on into this review HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!!! Image
So the thing you need to know about the #Dune Sandworm is they're big.

I mean bigger than a breadbox big.

Dare I say they're bigger than a certain orange person's ego. However, they serve a purpose.

See. They poop out the spice. No...seriously. They poop the spice.
Now, usually the people of dune (the Fremen) don't let outsiders into their world, but we were able to charm them with our ...charms.

Also, we bribed them with @tacobell.

They found spice on spicy...ish food wasn't half bad.

Also, Left looks great in a codpiece. Image
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14 Sep
Well, I guess the "great minds" have found something else for me to taste test.

*checks notes*

Betadine? Are...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? The shit you put on your cuts and people are...WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE?

...

Don't try this at home. No..seriously. Don't.

(This is parody)
(I'm not kidding. Don't do this. It doesn't work. Get a damn vaccine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is pure satire and in NO WAY suggesting you do this. DON'T DO THIS!!!)
So I postmasts...postmated? I mated with CVS and they brought me betadine.

Right off the bat. They're not drawing me in with this bottle.

How am I supposed to get excited about [not] drinking this or, at the very least, gargling with it? Image
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13 Sep
Most fast food places have a secret menu. @Wendys has a secret Fight Club. Well, actually, more like a secret food kumite like in Bloodsport.

@Soundsaboutleft competed in the most recent one.

He still has night terrors about it. He'll randomly wake screaming "Baconator!!!"
Just as a bit of a preface. The Wendy's Kumite is how Wendy's selects its next menu item. Each combatant is one hypothetical menu item.

The winner of the tournament's food they were "given" becomes the newest menu item.

What? You thought a committee or some shit did that?
Left was chosen after he filled out one of those restaurant surveys. Actually, I shouldn't say one. I should say around 3,200 surveys. Each one said "I want free food!!!!" and then had provocative art and our address/phone number.

The dude loves Wendy's. He'd do anything for it.
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12 Sep
Can I just point out how obnoxious neighbors can be.

So our little Vlad the Impaler rendition didn’t work with the first five fraggles, so we had several more attempts on our lives.

Now we have about a hundred out there and I just got a sternly written letter from someone.
It reads “You two are literally destroying this neighborhood. No one wants to buy a house on a street with rotting corpses impaled. The smell also is depressing. Please tell us why you’ve slaughtered beloved Saturday Morning characters en mass?

Clean this up or else!”
“Are we the assholes?” I asked Left.

“Uh. Was there any doubt? We spend our days slaughtering and drinking.”

“I think this might have gone too far.”

“It’s either we continue on or we get jobs that pay well enough to buy food. Good luck with that!”
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*remember to buy milk and eggs*
*remember to add an alert for keyword search “Ham prices going up.”*
*remember the 5th of November for British friend*
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