Larry went to the doctor for a checkup and afterward the doctor said, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Larry replied, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Well,” replied the doctor, “that’s very interesting. Just keep on doing what you’re doing and you should be fine.”
after Larry left the doctor called his wife & said, “Bonnie, Larry’s checkup was really pretty good. But I am a little concerned about one thing.”
after Larry left the doctor called his wife & said, “Bonnie, Larry’s checkup was really pretty good. But I am a little concerned about one thing.”
“What’s that?” she asked. The doctor told her about Larry’s trips to the bathroom aided by God‘s miraculous intervention and Bonnie cried, “Oh no! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again.”
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