When #PresidentBoneSpurs was still occupying the White House the AMA American Medical Association weighed in on his #Coronavirus strategy.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a bad gut feeling about it, the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve and the obstetricians were certain #Drumpf was laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the ideas shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body, pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” and psychiatrists thought the whole thing was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the internists said it was too bitter a pill to swallow. Plastic surgeons claimed this proposal the proposal would put a whole new ugly face on the matter.
The podiatrists thought the plan would be a step forward, but what do foot fetishists know? The urologists were pissed off about the whole thing and the anesthetists must’ve been guzzling from their own dispensary because they said it sounded like a gas.
The chickenshit cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no but in the end the proctologists won, which left the entire matter up to the assholes in Washington.
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