It was the first day at medical school and all the students gathered around a corpse in a lab next to the professor.
The professor said, "There are two important lessons every person hoping to be a doctor should learn. The first lesson is you should never feel disgusted about the human body."
He proceeded to insert his finger into the cadaver's butt and then put his finger into his mouth and sucked it clean. The room echoed with barely suppressed reflex gags, loud hacks, groans and one belch.
The professor continued, "As I said, none of you should feel disgusted about this, so I want each and every one of you to proceed and do the same". Everyone was hesitant at first but took turns to repeat what the professor did.
Most gagged or snorted and a few puked, but in the end, everyone had done it. When they all recovered and were back in their seats they looked at the professor, wondering what was next.
The professor said, "The second lesson is a doctor must be very observant. None of you noticed, but I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's butt, but sucked on my index finger".
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