One night when a guy was watching #FauxNews he learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who contracted it.
The nightly news reports got worse and worse, the #Covid19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wasn’t concerned, he knew he’d be OK because he prayed to God nightly and knew God would protect him.
Not long after a spokesman who worked for the administration and other scientific and medical sources started saying people should wear masks to filter out the virus when they were in public or even in private gatherings with others. Wearing a mask could save you, they said.
But not #FoxNews, and the Fox News fan laughed. “I’ll be OK, I'm praying to God and He’s gonna protect me."
Things got even worse. Even with masks people were still dying lm. So many people were getting infected and dying that some state governments began to suggest and even require people to stay at home, lock down and not go out, go to work or socialize at all.
The Fox News fan said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and He is going to protect me. I have faith. I joined a protest to demand this kind of government overreach stop. God will provide what we need. We have to fight back against the dictates of big government”.
But even with lockdowns people were still dying. Then then pharmaceutical industry announced they’d developed multiple, effective vaccines to protect against the virus. All you needed was to get a shot or two and you’d be largely protected from getting Covid
or suffering the severedt consequences of the virus. To this the Fox News Fan again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to protect me. I have faith."
Soon the virus mutated into a highly virulent variant and began to spread like wildfire. One day the Fox News Fan woke up after attending an anti-mask mandate rally feeling sick. He wound up in intensive care at the local hospital diagnosed with the Delta variant of Covid-19.
Somehow, perhaps his large donation to the local mega-pastor’s Learjet fund, he wound up in Heaven. He got a chance to discuss the whole situation with God and h exclaimed, "I had faith in you, but you didn't protect me, you let me die of Covid-19! I don't understand why!"
God looked at him sternly and replied, “I sent you masks to safeguard you, lockdowns and travel bans to slow the spread of the virus, and to top it off multiple vaccines to protect you. What more did you expect?”
Share this with your #plaguerat #antivaxxer friends and family.
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