Thread by @Staedtler

I invite you to think. That's all i ever do.
Why have the Brexit talks got stuck? Think about that. There is no reason for them to be stuck.

The talks are stuck because Britain is trying to cheat.
There is a process for leaving the European Union, but Britain won't engage with it.

Britain wants a new treaty with Europe. But the European Union does not negotiate treaties with its own members.

So why doesn't Britain stop farting around and get on with leaving, and then after that negotiate a new treaty as an external country? Why?

If we're leaving Europe, the sooner we finish our formal divorce, the sooner we can start thinking about a new treaty. So why aren't we?

It's because, as I keep telling you, the Conservative Party is trying to con a new treaty out of the European Union. Con. Trick. Fraud.

That's why they keep trying to avoid the part where we actually leave, and skip straight onto a new treaty from within the European Union.

You see. The Conservatives want Europe to provide them with a new treaty that also avoids having to properly leave the union at all.

Everything the Conservative Party has done - Jesus CHRIST, I've been telling you this for a fucking YEAR - has been done for that fraud.

And I'm sorry, that is a fraudulent misuse of the Article 50 process.
Okay. So Europe says we can't do that. But why are we stuck?

If we are really leaving, why don't the Tories stop fucking around and simply follow the process set down by the European Union?

It's the simplest thing in the world. We're supposed to be leaving. We settle accounts and then we leave, that's it.

Plus, we're now running out of time. We keep whining about we want a new treaty, but we haven't left yet. You have to leave first.

But we're not leaving, we're not talking about leaving, we refuse to engage with the process of leaving. Think about it.

We've said we're leaving the European Union but we refuse to engage with any of the technical problems of leaving. Why?

Because we are trying NOT to leave. We, or the Tories anyway, are trying to cheat their way to a new treaty.

And if Europe won't let them do that. If Europe refuses to be cheated by these drunken con artists, they have got no other plan.

The reason they are not getting on with the business of leaving, which for fucksake is what Article 50 is for, is because they are AFRAID.

They never intended to leave. Europe was supposed to fall for this cheap con job, and they haven't. And the Tories are totally fucked.

The Tories have no idea how to cope with the real, the genuine, the technical business of leaving the European Union.

Because that was never their intention. Their stupid pisswitted con trick has failed, and they haven't got a fucking clue what to do.

What can a con artist do about it if someone refuses to be conned? Stand there bitching because they didn't fall for it?

So now you have Britain being formally expelled from the European Union, and the Tories have no idea how to do that. They can't do it.

But if the Tories dare not leave the European Union, why did they ever do something so bogglingly stupid as give notice to leave?

Because the Tories are pompous bigots who think foreigners are stupid. That's why they did it, and that's why your country is fucked.

Theresa May has misused the Article 50 process, deceived the country, lied to parliament and corrupted the law. And now she will resign.

And she would have resigned a long time ago if there was anyone intelligent enough in the media or parliament to see what was going on.

And that is not a conspiracy, mate. That is just one person, Theresa May, behaving like a twat and everyone being too stupid to see it.