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Alan Dershowitz: Please tweet about my unsavory relationship with convicted child molester Jeffrey Epstein.

Me: Okey doke.
Hey, @AlanDersh! Any regrets about sliming the kids Jeffrey Epstein raped as part of your campaign to help him evade justice?
Hey Dersh! Any regrets about getting Jeffrey Epstein out of jail, now that the world knows he's an unrepentant serial child rapist?
Hey Dersh! Do you still consider your friend, convicted child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, a good guy? Or do you want to take another swing at that one?
Hey, Dersh? Does Trump's statement that convicted child rapist Jeffery Epstein "likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side" freak you the entire fuck out? Because it does me.
Hey Dersh! I know you said you never had a clue that Epstein was a serial rapist when you hung out with him. But come on. It's just us. What's the real story?
I know. I know. That's too much. But tell me this, Dersh. Did you know Jeffrey Epstein was a serial child rapist when you helped him get off? Blink once for yes.
You never raped any kids when you partied with Epstein. Right, Dersh? The kids who said you did were lying. Right, Dersh?
I'm glad we had this chat, Dersh. Good talk. Feel free to DM me—or sue me—anytime. Toodles.
Oh, wait, Dersh. Sorry. I guess I have a couple more questions. Lean in close. C'mere.

One: What'd Epstein pay you?
Two: How're you sleeping these days?

Have a good night, Dersh. Sweet dreams.
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Alan Dershowitz 'very proud' of deal that got billionaire serial child molester Jeffrey Epstein one year in jail
Doesn't that tell you all you need to know about Dershowitz?

rawstory.com/2018/12/alan-d…
On top of this, Epstein settles pending civil case against him and apologizes to victims. Speaking about their lawyer:
"Despite my efforts, he continued to do an excellent job for his clients, and through his relentless pursuit, held me responsible.”

thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstei…
Thus a legitimate question on the veracity of Dershowitz poisonous accusations against his victims leaves @cnn in serious situation regarding turning to him for legal input. He has some explaining to do and his litigious responses are pathetic.
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Alan Dershowitz says he's still advising Jeffrey Epstein

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She certainly wasn’t some old Russian, @AlanDersh

She was 16.
#epstein
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amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/art… ht @soychicka
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“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
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