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[JENLISA AU] 🦄🌈

wherein Lisa finds a cellphone in a train and decides to keep it for herself until one day she found out who the owner was.
Don't reply, just quote. Enjoy !
Guess what luck hit me today?
Sure jan
You lost your phone?
What if they see your tweets?
Speaking of tweets
Unless he's a total idiot
ming soon
it cant include begging
idk what 2 do wid u anymore
yOu NeEd mE i DoNt nEed You
fine but if i snap i'll blame u
ur nape looked pretty tho
im committed to lisa u kno
the only cute thing about you is ur height
i hate u
FOR THE SAKE OF MY PHONE I'LL TRY
softie™
heart reacts only
What if it really is Lisa?
Lisa is whipped
wtf is wrong with you
What did she do?
I love softie unnie
At least she's not flirting with a random stranger
Don't tell Jennie
Stop
Jennie starting a convo eh?
???
I find you cute
Very cute
I think I scared her
You like her too don't you?
You deserve better
She stole my heart uwu
Don't
Last update tomorrow !! 💞
uwu
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