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what if............. #SituationJiSeason ...... but with merman!lwj
yllz, who works as a vigilante (*cough pirate cough*), raids a jin ship. as his crew hurries to clean the ship of its treasures, one member hurries over and whispers to him that he should probably take over one of the items.
the 'item' is a breathtakingly beautiful merman in a fish tank just barely big enough to fit him, bound in a net and gagged to prevent him from singing.
he does not seem like he has been in there for too long. the water is clean, and the merman looks very, very pissed.
he does not seem like he has been in there for too long. the water is clean, and the merman looks very, very pissed.
so...#SituationjiSeason, huh? 👀
here's a mild Situation: modern cultivator LWJ drops off some paperwork for WWX. He sees a red rope bracelet on the floor and, thinking it fell off WWX's messy desk, reaches down to pick it up.
"Wait, no -!" he hears WWX say, but it's too late.
here's a mild Situation: modern cultivator LWJ drops off some paperwork for WWX. He sees a red rope bracelet on the floor and, thinking it fell off WWX's messy desk, reaches down to pick it up.
"Wait, no -!" he hears WWX say, but it's too late.
oops! turns out the bracelet was actually WWX's latest experiment with his (new, still a bit buggy) Binding talisman. suddenly, LWJ finds himself on the floor at WWX's feet, bound in super-strong spiritually-enhanced rope. luckily for LWJ, WWX jumps right into action.
unluckily for LWJ, WWX does not actually know what those actions should be. he checks LWJ for injuries, bluescreens a bit bc of LWJ's, uh, assets, and then tells LWJ that he doesn't have a counterspell yet for this prototype of Binding. so LWJ is stuck for the foreseeable future.
#SituationjiSeason ish
//crimeboss!xian
//violence-ish
Where wwx, the yllz, is an infamous and feared crimeboss. No one wants to cross his path, and absolutely, no one wants to make an enemy of him.
And no, it is not that he looks scary nor does he look cold.
Far from that.
//crimeboss!xian
//violence-ish
Where wwx, the yllz, is an infamous and feared crimeboss. No one wants to cross his path, and absolutely, no one wants to make an enemy of him.
And no, it is not that he looks scary nor does he look cold.
Far from that.
Wwx looks warm, feels warm, he smiles a lot. His beams are like the rays of sun. He looks kind and warm, in general.
That's what is scary because he'll be smiling one second, and he'll still be smiling the next but with his hands bloodied.
A psychopath. Unpredictable.
That's what is scary because he'll be smiling one second, and he'll still be smiling the next but with his hands bloodied.
A psychopath. Unpredictable.
But only a very few ppl knows. Wwx has a weakness. A beautiful one. Beautiful as jade. Perfect in his eyes.
It's lwj, the second heir to the lan and yet, chose to be with him just because. Just because theyre disgustingly in love.
Lwj doesn't like going out of their bedroom.
It's lwj, the second heir to the lan and yet, chose to be with him just because. Just because theyre disgustingly in love.
Lwj doesn't like going out of their bedroom.
#SituationjiSeason
Lan Wangji has found himself in a… predicament, to say the least. The timeline goes like this:
5:07pm: Bunbun knocks her favorite ball under the bed.
5:08pm: lwj attempts to crawl under the bed to get said ball
5:10pm: lwj realizes he’s stuck.
Lan Wangji has found himself in a… predicament, to say the least. The timeline goes like this:
5:07pm: Bunbun knocks her favorite ball under the bed.
5:08pm: lwj attempts to crawl under the bed to get said ball
5:10pm: lwj realizes he’s stuck.
// will be NSFW with bottomji 🫡 mild CNC but wwx checks in with him regularly
There are multiple scientific laws that state essentially one thing: what goes in, must come out.
Lwj, however, went under the bed and now cannot /get out/ no matter how hard he tries. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion is science is fake, the conspiracy theories are right
Lwj, however, went under the bed and now cannot /get out/ no matter how hard he tries. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion is science is fake, the conspiracy theories are right
Day 21: #xiantober Mob Boss!xian + #SituationjiSeason
He gave one specific instruction yet his men can't seem to get things right.
Must he do everything himself?
"I asked for a Wen and you brought me a Lan?"
"Sir," one of his men begins to explain. "Both parties were
He gave one specific instruction yet his men can't seem to get things right.
Must he do everything himself?
"I asked for a Wen and you brought me a Lan?"
"Sir," one of his men begins to explain. "Both parties were
present during the capture."
Wei Ying's forefingers press into his temples, rubbing them in circular motions. "Well then where is he? The Lan."
At the mention of this, the men scramble.
A heavy sigh falls from his lips as he turns to be seated.
Not a minute later and his
Wei Ying's forefingers press into his temples, rubbing them in circular motions. "Well then where is he? The Lan."
At the mention of this, the men scramble.
A heavy sigh falls from his lips as he turns to be seated.
Not a minute later and his
men return with the Lan whose... limbs are tethered from head to toe. His mouth gagged with what seems to be the signature Lan forehead ribbon.
He's tossed before Wei Ying's feet and squirms to look up.
Once their eyes meet, Wei Ying waves a hand in dismissal. "Leave us."
He's tossed before Wei Ying's feet and squirms to look up.
Once their eyes meet, Wei Ying waves a hand in dismissal. "Leave us."
#wangxian #dragonji #SituationjiSeason but not quite, modern with (secret) mystical creatures, mentions of littering and it’s consequences to wildlife
Noodleji is in a situation! He should have listened to his shufu and stayed home today, but he just wanted to see the world, ok?
Noodleji is in a situation! He should have listened to his shufu and stayed home today, but he just wanted to see the world, ok?
And when he heard the distressed cries of a nearby animal, well, he had to go help! He managed to help the poor thing and it swam away except now he’s in a pickle!
Or, more specifically, he in one of those horrible plastic, six-pack rings that keep those equally horrible human
Or, more specifically, he in one of those horrible plastic, six-pack rings that keep those equally horrible human
Drinks held together. Too sugary! Too fizzy! Too alcoholic! Blech
Regardless, noodleji is stuck, and the cries of the animal he rescued apparently alerted various humans in the area to its distress and they are now gathering around him!
“No, you have it wrong,” noodleji thinks,
Regardless, noodleji is stuck, and the cries of the animal he rescued apparently alerted various humans in the area to its distress and they are now gathering around him!
“No, you have it wrong,” noodleji thinks,
