Thread by @tiredlysighing

[✭∆⋰ lumark au. ⋱∆✭] ––

up and coming rappers mark lee and xuxi aren’t friendly. they don’t like each other, and tbh? they don’t plan on. they’re okay with shading each other on their tls.

stray kids stans lucas and m though? love each other so much, they'd fight the sun.

– hello hi, thanks for clicking!!
–– please quote and rt as much as you'd like, but don't reply, please!!
––– my first au so please be kind uwu
–––– pls have a nice day and drink!! more!! water!! uwu i love u

here are xuxi's friends!

mark’s friends are... well, they’re Something, alright.

so... mark's not happy. and everyone loves jeno.

mark’s still annoyed so... introducing m and lucas.

lucas is a concerned mutual 🤧

meanwhile, on xuxi's end of town...

we could all use a sicheng-ge sometimes, tbh.

so it's been a few hours,,, but m's still gotta talk it out.

uwu

a look into m's timeline~ (bottom to top, please~)

the man who needs no introduction...

and as much as mark complains, he doesn't actually have xuxi blocked.

he just wants to talk :((

sigh. perhaps stan twt will be a distraction...

,,,,never mind.

mark messages the one person that always makes him smile :(((

lucas' left tiddy.

and then reality knocked and reminded him of his :))) shitty :))) circumstances :)))

lee donghyuk, the voice of reason. ft. mark's whiteness.

oh worm?

oh shit.

stan twt decides.

...fine.

big brother taeyong, uwu

stan twt again~

plans and spoilers!

i told you. everyone loves jeno.

but... they also love mark 🤧🤧

donghyuk has something more to say though.

tbh everyone on m's timeline is me.

his stan twt is his priv, tbh.

a vocal king appears!!

donghyuk might,,,, be losing it a little.

meanwhile...

everyone also loves chenle.

i,,, love families.

oh shit.

a few hours later.

im 🤧

a panicked gay.

that's it for the night!! pls feel free to talk to me on cc~~

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

god is real.

we’ve talked about this.

o-oh.

he's a puppy tbh.

xuxi's okay too 😂😂

why are you worried?

thank you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oomf likes **** 🙊

a message to mark, and a message to xuxi~

they're !!! hyped!!!

uhhh,,,, what,,,,,,

this is gonna be really good for me.

not this time.

his heart uwu'd!!

a little bit of a gay vibe?

not clickbait!!

MIGHT

a little homo

aaand that's it for the night! hope you enjoyed it!! come talk to me on cc, perhaps??

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

HE SAW ME FUCK

meanwhile...

that was mean, mark 😔

jaehyunnie's baby slut uwu

two kinds of friends.

a whole fucking meal

two kinds of people.

mark stop being mean 😔

look at what you did mark 😠

daddy lucas is back 🤪🤙🤙

good luck, b.

this never happened 🤪🤙

hello hello!! here's a quick poll for y'all! would you rather read mark's apology in prose or texts?

prose would include only markhei's thoughts and reactions.

and texts would be in the group chat, after with reactions from the others as well. (6 hr poll)

i'm really happy y'all picked prose because tbh... i am a writer so writing this was like coming home for me! 🤧 1.2k coming your way now~

that's it?

so six hours later my dumb ass realises that i messed up a tweet 😫

here's the fixed version.

💓

younger friends vs older friends.

later that night~

good days and new beginnings.

m’s... really not a good actor lmfao

23:46

23:51

23:58

00:00

a look into stan twt

i just wanna hug honey :(((

a**kpop is back on their bullshit smh 😒

oh?

mark decided to comment.

haha and then what ;)

what

i... was gonna post the next bit now, but watching y'all squirm is too much fun uwu 💖

come talk to me on cc maybe? if u have comments, ideas, suggestions, hmu!

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

mark baby :((

in case of emergencies, text 1-800-DONGHYUK

still there?

THATS IT 😤😤😤

doyoung > mark + xuxi tbh

same, jace.

i fucked up.

i said it once and i'll say it again– everyone needs a sicheng-ge sometimes.

my heart 🤧

the next day~

its!!! not!!! a!!! date!!!!

fellas, is it gay?

no one likes betting with jaemin––

lucas has lost it.

**** ≠ vore

IT'S THE CONCEPT OF THE MATTER

live performance?

aaaand that's it for tonight~

talk to me on cc!! do u like the au? is it too long? should i wrap it up faster? how do you think they'll find out? please talk to me– it gives my life meaning uwu

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

you giant sap 🤧

it's all i've got

challenge? failed.

gay panic

no homo 🅱️ro

NICE

😈😈😈

isn't that a good thing?

me. im terrified.

I'm doomed.

your sacrifice will be appreciated, bb

stand back bitches

once a loser, always a loser.

oh my god

😫😫

sometimes you just like people.

that's what you think 😈

meanwhile... on stan twitter.

no printer jus fax

cute but nauseating.

I know it.

:((

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Idk...

honey is me tbh

my baby's in love 🤧🤧

O-oh.

aaaand that's it for the night! that was my longest update omg dslkfjskdl

leave me comments, questions, suggestions on my cc, pleaaaase?

thank you and i love u!!

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

it's the day!!!

:(((

nervous!

it's starting!

livetweeting the q&a!

wait something's happening

everyone else go home

im gonna cry

xumark? markhei?

hallucinations

nvm

bitchhhh

fuck it uppppp

user jooheonybear just rlly died, huh?

im gonna cry

same.

two kinds of reactions.

quick question. would you like me to:

1) skip to the ending this is so fucking long just end it already
2) keep going at the same pace?

speeding up would mean a conclusion in about 2 days, and the same pace would make it saaaay, a week?

(12 hr poll)

that's it for tonight! can y'all believe i made this whole update in under 2 hours? yikes™ 🤧

anyway! come talk to me on cc, pleaaaase?

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

ksjdsk i can't believe y'all are okay with this slow ass pacing omg––

but that's what we're gonna do uwu~

a new player has arrived~

life as usual!

honey's timeline~ (bottom to top please!)

i rly empathise w demonchilduwu (bottom to top please!)

bless.

aaand m's timeline! (bottom to top, please!)

oh no

he's everywhere.

im 🤧🤧

time to get off stan twt.

answer: never

maybe?

midnight snacks

💀💀💀

stan twitter can get so ugly ughhh–– anyway~

come talk to me on cc! do u have suggestions? stuff you wanna see? any side ships? hit me up~~

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

i don't know.

this one's on me.

dm me??

big fat gay crisis?

even though you love lucas more than you love me

that's the tweet.

stop bullying me im sad

quick little warning–– the next few updates include brief mentions of anxiety and possibly unhealthy coping methods! it's really light stuff, but i'm putting this in here just in case!

that's gay

i really like him

friends.

have it your way i guess...

me too, honey. me too.

a message from xuxi!

mark? making bad decisions? old news.

babe?

😫😫😫

it slipped out??

of course.

right!!

oh no.

that... was an unexpectedly heavy update, and i'm sorry for that!!

pls come talk to me on my cc~ yelling is accepted and expected.

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

Demon Child's timeline. (bottom to top, please!)

Demon Child's timeline, pt. 2. (bottom to top, please!)

idk, are you?

dm me.

yes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

,,,amazing

bi bi bi ~~~

👀👀

weakling.

i had coffee in my mouth

i didn't plan for soft nomin hours but who's complaining lmao

tf?

maybe?

☺️

NICE

mark.

uwu

thoughts.

meanwhile...

what?

attractive plane man.

des stop posting ur updates at 3:30 am challenge: FAILED.

anyway! that's it for tonight! come talk to me on cc!!

im gonna go pass out now uwu~

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

oh also!!

consider; a yuwin spinoff. (24 hr poll)

Do Not.

they're not you, so yes.

🤨🤨🤨

unlikely

are they 👀👀👀👀

yes.

sure, honey.

😡😡😡

uwu

:(((

stan twitter (bottom to top, please!)

two kinds of stans–– (bottom to top, please!)

the duality 🤧

h*nd h*lding

soft hours for mark and xuxi: [OPEN]

thank you

im really crying???

:(

yeah.

maybe they snapped

❤️❤️❤️

fools!!!!!

i can wait.

dun dun dunnn~~ it's the beginning of the end! what happens next is up to you!

would you rather have xuxi find out about stan twitter or mark? (18 hr poll!)

both choices will impact the story in different ways, so choose wisely!

thank you for reading!! leave me comments, questions and suggestions in my cc, please!!

drink water!! i love you!!!

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

repress.

same.

if u find out, hmu

open

two kinds of couples.

yes.

😔😔😔

m's timeline. (bottom to top, please!)

:(((

not you.

i'll wait.

👀

i hope so. 😔

terrified.

tbh...

fuck.

i trust you.

and that's it for tonight!!

please leave some questions, comments etc in my cc! or just hit me up to chat uwu~~

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

a tweet.

a response.

a reaction.

aaaaaa

so,,,,im still recovering from my migraine,,,,,

rip— updates in a few hours pls!! im sorry babies!!!

leave me stuff in my cc till then??

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

oof, my baby’s so panicky :((((

help.

love.

just in case.

i have to tell him.

if all goes as planned, tomorrow's update will be the second to last update! (plus an epilogue, of course!)

so with that in mind, would you rather read xuxi's conversation with sicheng in prose or read it through summarised tweets? (12 hr poll)

the update was short, and it's rlly awful saying that that's all i have tonight and i know that my last few updates have been rlly lacking and i'm so sorry. i just don't wanna put out stuff that disappoints, you know? 😔😔

still, maybe validate me on cc?

curiouscat.me/inbox

why

he's him.

what?

okay.

yeah.

makes sense

love.

no matter what.

fuck.

lucas' timeline. (bottom to top, please)

cute.

i can't belive

smooth

my impact!!!

without a caption?

i can't believe

glad you didn't.

b y e.

👀👀

failed.

aaand that's it! one update to go!! tell me what you think!

leave me comments, questions and suggestions on my cc, pleaaase? uwu, i love you!!! please drink more water!!! 💖

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

wait... why? 🤨

smh

babe :(((

anyway 🙂

gross.

we need to talk. (pt. 1)

we need to talk. (pt. 2)

hold on.

oh my god

FUCK

meet me?

:(((

comforting.

the thing is—

shhh

changbinnie

it’s almost 5am and even tho i have most of it planned, i actually need to write it out?? but rest assured i’ll start posting earlier tomorrow!!

talk to me on cc?? tell me how you think they’ll react!!

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

pretend.

forget.

facts.

breathe.

lucas.

fuck.

hated.

baby.

love.

sdkfjdks i know i keep doing this but PERHAPS,,,, i'm rlly attached to this au and dont want it to end even though i have 2 sequels planned,,,,,

anyway. come talk to me on cc? tell me what you thiiiink uwu~

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

not me.

stupid.

moronsexual.

scared.

oh.

all of you.

good.

m's timeline, a few hours later. (bottom to top, please!)

honey is all of us.

what?

so.

okay.

anytime~

i can't believe,,, i wrote some two thousand words for their meeting. 💀💀

anyway!! i've only got the epilogue left, and that'll be up tomorrow! come talk to me and leave me your comments and tell me what you think!!!

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

happy happy

good stuff happens.

oh my god

a peek at m's timeline. (bottom to top, please!)

hold on

okay fair 💀💀💀

a couple months later.

minnie rlly went from hard stan to soft, huh?

you make me uwu so hard

wait duck

baby please

❤️

aand that's the end of phase one! thank you so much for sticking with me and the au for a whole month! ✨

i really hope you enjoyed it just as much as i enjoyed making it!

and most importantly, thank you for loving all of my characters the way you did ++

especially since they were really frustrating about 50% of the time lmao 💀

come talk to me on cc! and perhaps,,, even anticipate my yuwin spinoff? 👀

i love you!!! drink water!! eat food!! go out in the sun!!! ✨✨

curiouscat.me/tiredlysighing

i forgot to add it here, but i’ve started on phase two!! it’s mostly yuwin focused, but definitely has markhei and the other ships sprinkled in!

please do check it out uwu 💕💕

https://twitter.com/tiredlysighing/status/1015384981055655936?s=21