Look, I'm just gonna say it: all white Evangelical Christian wives are bottle blondes with at least one piece of pink camo in their wardrobes.
And no matter how old they are, they still call their fathers "daddy" and overly criticize their mothers.
"I love my mama but [long list of complaints punctuated by how much they love their mothers and how they wouldn't be the strong Christian woman they are today without her]." Source: being alive in America.
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