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Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez @BestGirlGrace
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You light the firework. The whole area is bathed in think green smoke. You turn around and everyone's either a green snake lady with brilliant red hair or her big scaly pet.
Nearby, Half Adder and Quarter Viper share a handshake and a drink to celebrate their partnership before sending a team out to collect the spoils.
Adder's drink is a ridiculous cocktail that takes a dedicated office drone to make. Viper's drink is a Surge.
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