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y'all know why he showed up
dude's gonna have so many hot dogs in his fridge tonight
yall dont even KNOW how much potato salad can fit into a pair of tactical pants
no one likes to hang out with Scott so he's scarfing down pounds of potato salad in his $100,000 top secret office man cave
phew, good thing Scott got a week's worth of free food last night!!
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Florida judge says Rick Scott's legal team presented NO evidence of malfeasance or corruption in the Florida ballot count.

They went to court with zero evidence of what they're publicly alleging to the media & all over social media.
Amazing: Rick Scott's team's argument is that "the public has lost confidence" in the process.

Scott & other Republicans have been making evidence-free claims about Dems trying to steal the election **w/ obvious purpose of diminishing public confidence**
This is one of the suits filed by Scott— seeks to seize voting machines and ballots from Broward County *as votes are being counted.* Scott, Trump, Ron DeSantis, Lindsey Graham & other shameful Repubs have falsely claimed Dems are stealing the election by creating fake ballots.
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The day after the election, not a single caravan mention on Fox News' front page. You have to scroll WAY down to mind the only mention: in the World section.
At the white supremacist Breitbart, NOT ONE story on the caravan.
Gateway Pundit? NOTHING on the caravan. Compare today (L) with a site search of "caravan" (R) which includes one from yesterday.
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So it appears that Manafort's associate illegally used a "straw purchaser" to buy $50k worth of Trump inauguration tickets for at least 2, probably 3, pro-Russia Ukrainians.
ok, so one Russian in fact.
And note this, uh, fairly large sum of mystery money.
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today i'm at @aneventapart! say hello if you're here, too! #aeasf
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a gay love story of the 1st world war’s year.

[thread by @guillemclua im just a translator].
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for inktober I'm going to doodle my friends everyday
you were one of the first friends I made in the league scene, and we're going on almost 7 years now! You're a super good singer with a very relaxing voice I like to mimic horribly. I don't think we've had a single fight in all that time & I'm happy to be your friend. <3
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i should really like work with a reaction thread of sorts but it goes against my personality to a degree. anyways this is the rest of the kabuto reaction thread from 11 onwards
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