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A special Independence Day Week treat! 🇺🇸 ANOTHER episode of TOOTY-CUBE™️ by my 8-year-old:
Panel 1: TOOTY-CUBE™️ at his psychiatrist’s office - “what’s wrong?” he’s asked.
Panel 2: “There is so many other TOOTY CUBES that are fake,” TOOTY-CUBE™️ explains.
Panel 3: “and I hate them!” TOOTY-CUBE™️ continues. “3D cube. 2D cube.”

“Mhh,” grunts the psychiatrist.
Panel 4: “and I just want to say....FAKE CUBES!” says TOOTY-CUBE™️.
This has been another episode of
TOOTY-CUBE™️ — have a great rest of your week!
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