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THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (sic) @Hal_Duncan
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George R. Martin, Julian May, Guy Gavriel Kay
Southern Gothic, C.S Lewis, Boris Vallejo
Abercrombie, Philip Pullmann, R. Scott Bakker, Silmarillion
Minhiriath, Enedwaith, John Picacio
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Bagginses, Elfstones, Peter Pan, Iron Throne
Willow, Terry Brooks, and The Locke Lamora books
J.K. Rowling, Magic Bean, Narnia's got a new queen
C.S. Lewis, Lewis Carroll, Sleeping Beauty's good looks

We didn't start the fire!
It was all those dragons
Hoarding golden flagons!
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Demogorgon, Gelflings, Max and the Wild Things
Winterfellers, Cinderella, Wizard of Oz
Skeksis, Leprechauns, Bandersnatch, Sauron
Gondolin falls, "Heyulp, it's the Hooded Claw!"
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Kafka, Evil Queen, the Shire's got a winning team
E.M. Nesbitt, Kublai Khan, Bulgakov, Neverland
Gollum, Gilgamesh, Nevèryona, Macbeth
Princess Bride, "Twin Peaks", trouble for the King's Hand

We didn't start the fire!
It was evil mages
As foretold by sages!
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Worst/best memory of PE:

1) Every hour of every competitive sport, every fucking one of them. Except...
2) Surprisingly perhaps, dodgeball. I was nimble as a gazelle, limber and whippety as a ninja ballet dancer, untouchable. I fucking *taunted* those would-be bullying fuckers.
I loathed PE at school, but in retrospect I think the utterly unconscionable wrongness of it all comes down to competitive sports, while actually, you know what, taking ownership of my body later via working out was no small factor in sorting out all the teenage self-esteem shit.
Every fucking dickwad PE teacher who couldn't think of anything other than competitive sports to do their job of getting kids in shape should be whipped out of town and driven into the fucking sea. That was a massive fucking fail, actively harmful to the health of countless kids.
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What all these civility idiots fail to understand is that the Trumpwits' boorishness is an *increased* demand for propriety... as defined by the bigot--i.e. deference to their prejudice cast as morality. For the bigots, imposing that propriety trumps any mere speech etiquette...
They didn't abandon all propriety & cease to be civil as part of that. Their self-righteous zeal was fomented. Outrage was stoked at the perceived impropriety of anyone inadequately deferent to bigotry. The bar is being raised *ever higher* in terms of the deference required.
Every centrist argument for civility is part of that raising of the bar. Every one of these fuckwits writing their editorials & finkpieces is helping to set a stricter & stricter standard for the adequate deference that constitutes "civility", disallowing more & more as impolite.
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All of this. From fuck knows how many years now as a book doctor, I can tell you, based on not just reading but closely analysing hundreds of bad novels: bigots cannot write for shit. They don't get people, so they don't get motives, and no motives means *no fuckin plot*.
If the action of the narrative is not a fucking coherent causal chain, you do not have a fucking plot, just a sequence of events linked by authorial fiat and idiot plotting, bullshit post-rationalisations. If you don't get motives, you can't write that causal chain coherently.
The most risible part of that Mad Guppy bullshit is when they proclaim their love of all things Story over fancy dan poncy modern literary malarkey. Cause yeah, I've read the bigoted stereotypes and the Whipping Boy characters designed to illustrate the Wrongosity of whatever...
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Prévenus pas encore arrivés. Les avocats ont désormais des tables et la presse est plus nombreuse qu'hier.
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