My god, you're right. This changes everything. How dare these unborn children have the gall to falsify their birth certificates and live here illegally and... and... WORK and... it's all just too horrible.
"OKAY EVERYONE LOAD UP THE TRAINS! We got a hot tip from a couple of midwives! They've blown the whole Mexican immigration racket wide open! NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES! I told you, they're fake!"
"Due process? Get real, dude. If we give one of these people due process they're all going to fucking want it. You want to do paperwork or you want to truck some fucking Latinos to a concentration camp? I thought so."
These people didn't do anything WRONG, you soulless motherfucker. "They have no right to be here." You sound like a fucking asshole.
I just... I don't know what you're so afraid of. These people are trying to make a better life for themselves, to save their own lives. They're not massing on the border in motorized rape tribes led by a hockey mask-wearing motherfucker named El Humungus.
They're just PEOPLE.
They're just PEOPLE.
And even if El Humungus and his Rape Armada WERE poised to invade, a fucking wall will slow him down for... I dunno, 2? Maybe 3 minutes?
Maybe more if it's invisible.
There's white motherfuckers shooting a thousand people at a time in Vegas, and THIS worries you. Blow me.
Maybe more if it's invisible.
There's white motherfuckers shooting a thousand people at a time in Vegas, and THIS worries you. Blow me.
There are still hundreds of children in fucking internment camps-- I'm sorry, what were we supposed to call them again? Wetback Day Care? I forget.
A lot of them are never going to see their parents again. They're just kids, man. They didn't do anything fucking WRONG.
ASSHOLE.
A lot of them are never going to see their parents again. They're just kids, man. They didn't do anything fucking WRONG.
ASSHOLE.
And I fucking *hate* kids. They're a bunch of drooling snot machines with dirty hands and they never shut up. But you gotta be some kind of sadistic shit to round them up in camps and send their parents away forever. Jesus Christ, man.
I don't even have kids, but one thing I do know is that anyone WITH kids would probably tell you that if a bunch of jackbooted Gestapo motherfuckers came to take their kid away, you'd sooner have your own fucking heart torn out than give them up.
But it has to be done, right? They have no right to be here.
Just fuck off with this bullshit.
Just fuck off with this bullshit.
Swear to god, I feel like I'm losing my goddamn mind. Trying to explain why mass child abduction is wrong.
I'd have an easier time explaining it to fucking aliens.
I'd have an easier time explaining it to fucking aliens.
Apparently we have the resources to round them up by the thousands in internment camps and build a 2,000 mile wall, though, right?
Right. You're thinking of the children. Think of my balls on your chin, dickhead.
Right. You're thinking of the children. Think of my balls on your chin, dickhead.
Who the fuck ARE these people? Were they the ones cheering for Thanos? "YEAH MAN! We got limited resources!"
I mean, yes, we could allocate those resources to concentration camps, an unnecessary and completely ineffective wall that would costs millions to maintain each year, and establish a secret police, or...
OR
I dunno. Fix that infrastructure thing you mentioned? Create some jobs?
OR
I dunno. Fix that infrastructure thing you mentioned? Create some jobs?
Or like, instead of incarcerating and deporting thousands of people who have done nothing wrong, maybe spend a fucking tenth of that money on making our education system a little less fucking horrible.
Hell, I'm feeling generous. 20%.
Hell, I'm feeling generous. 20%.
OH, I KNOW. Maybe take that Space Force, load it into a photon torpedo, shine that fucker up real nice and launch it straight up your fucking Jeffries tube, and spend it on literally anything else.
How much was that jackoff military parade Trump wanted going to cost? Like $80 million?
Can you even imagine the good that much money would do invested in schools & public education?
My god, just THINK about that. Your kid's grade school teacher buys her own fucking supplies.
Can you even imagine the good that much money would do invested in schools & public education?
My god, just THINK about that. Your kid's grade school teacher buys her own fucking supplies.
You could fund a fucking school lunch program for kids that didn't consist of Soylent Green and boiled pig lips & assholes. What the hell are we DOING, man?
Fuck's sake. All because that orange jerk's racist dad never took him to a fucking parade.
And yeah, I know Soylent Green is plenty nutritious, but Australia has been trying it for years, and just look at them. Eesh.
Over there they call it Vegemite.
And yeah, I know Soylent Green is plenty nutritious, but Australia has been trying it for years, and just look at them. Eesh.
Over there they call it Vegemite.
I got a real problem with Australia. It's like Earth's rushed-out DLC continent. Their voice-over is terrible and the monster spawns just... just make no SENSE.
It's like the animals there were created in a lab like in Jurassic Park, but at some point in the process, some dude accidentally dropped a piece of Panda Express orange chicken in the DNA centrifuge and now you got a frigging platypus.
England created rage monkeys, Australia went with rage ostriches. That's fucking great. Psychotic birds with armor-piercing beaks and no ability to feel pain.
I think they're called cassowaries. Basically just picture giant turkeys if all they could feel was hatred.
