Thread by @0xMatt

>I am Sam.
>Sam I am.

>Would you like big bugs in RAM?

I would not like them, Sam I am!

>Would you like them in PC’s?
>Would you like some ECC?

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC.
I do not like big bugs in RAM,
I do not like them, Sam I am.

>Would you like them when unmapped?
>Would you like them under wraps?
NO!

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC,
I do not like them when unmapped,
I do not want them under wraps!
I do not LIKE big bugs in RAM,
I do not like them, Sam I am.

>Would you like them in a drone?
>Would you like them on your phone?

NO!!!

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC,
I do not like them when unmapped,
I do not want them under wraps!
I do not want them in my drone,
I do not want them in my phone.
I do not LIKE big bugs in RAM,
I do not want them, Sam I am!

>Would you like them in your cache?
>When they make your kernel crash?

NO!!!!!!

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC,
I do not like them when unmapped,
I do not want them under wraps!
I do not want them in my drone,
I do not want them in my phone.
I do not want them in my cache,
I do not WANT my kernel crashed.

I do not like big bugs in RAM,
I do not WANT them, Sam I am!

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>Oh.

>How about your CPU?
>Would you like a bug there too?

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*sigh*

I do not want bugs in PC’s,
I do not want new ECC,
I do not want them when unmapped,
I do not like them under wraps!

I do not want them in my drone,
I do not want them in my phone.
I do not want them in my cache,
I do not WANT my kernel crashed,
I don’t want them in CPU,
I don’t want any bugs there too,
I do not LIKE big bugs at all,
So please give someone ELSE a call!