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Matt Linton (but not the Gospel Rock singer) @0xMatt
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I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Would you like me on your LAN?

I would not like that, Sam I am!

Would you like me in PC’s?
Poking at use_after_free?

I do not want you in PC’s,
stop poking at use_after_free.
I do not want you on my LAN,
I do not want that, Sam I am!
Would you like your zip unpacked?
Would you like your DB hacked?

No!

I do not want you in PC’s,
Stop poking at use_after_free,
I do not want my zip unpacked,
I do not want my DB hacked,
I do not want you on my LAN,
I do not want that, Sam I am!

Oh.
Would you like me in your phone?
Would you like me in your drone?

NO!

I do not want you in PC’s
Stop poking at use_after_free,
I do not want my zip unpacked,
I do not want my DB hacked,
I do not want you in my phone,
I do not want you in my drone.
I do not LIKE you on my LAN,
I do not LIKE IT, Sam I am.

Oh.

Would you like me in your cache?
Can I make your kernel crash?

NO!!

I do not want you in PC’s
Stop poking at use_after_free.
I do not want my zip unpacked,
I do not want my DB hacked,
I do not want you in my phone.
I do not want you in my drone.
I do not want you in my cache,
I DO NOT want my kernel crashed!
I do not want you in my LAN,
I do not like it, Sam I am!.

Would you like your Wordpress tweaked?
Would you like your email leaked?
How about your CPU?
Would you like me in there, too?
*sigh*

I do not want you in PC’s,
Get out of my use_after_free,
I do not want my zip unpacked,
I do not want my DB hacked,
I do not want you in my phone,
I do not want you in my drone.
I do not want you in my cache,
I DO NOT WANT my kernel crashed,
I do not want my wordpress tweaked,
I do not want my email leaked.
Get out of my CPU,
I do not want bugs in there too!
I do not LIKE you here at all,
so please give someone else a call!

Good day, then.
Thank you.
Quite welcome. By the way I stole your nudes.
Damn you, Sam I am.
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>I am Sam.
>Sam I am.

>Would you like big bugs in RAM?

I would not like them, Sam I am!

>Would you like them in PC’s?
>Would you like some ECC?

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC.
I do not like big bugs in RAM,
I do not like them, Sam I am.
>Would you like them when unmapped?
>Would you like them under wraps?
NO!

I do not like them in PC’s,
I do not want some ECC,
I do not like them when unmapped,
I do not want them under wraps!
I do not LIKE big bugs in RAM,
I do not like them, Sam I am.
>Would you like them in a drone?
>Would you like them on your phone?

NO!!!
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