I am DJing at a Festival. The warm up act is a grunge band. I don't know why.
@Mr_Dave_Haslam an average of approximately 5 people a minute are leaving
@Mr_Dave_Haslam I can only assume the remainder have lost their house keys. That's the only reason they haven't gone home..,
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One person is dancing in front of the stage. Everyone else is hiding in the smoking area wishing they had their house keys
One person is dancing in front of the stage. Everyone else is hiding in the smoking area wishing they had their house keys
@Mr_Dave_Haslam I'm on! Adonis 'Do it Properly' ...
@Mr_Dave_Haslam 7 out of the 12 people here are dancing. I can do this. Powering on til dawn...
@Mr_Dave_Haslam extra person makes her way to the dance floor... One of the barstaff mopping up a spilt drink
@Mr_Dave_Haslam all 12 people are dancing plus the mop girl. Fella filming the night has fallen asleep so you'll have to take my word for it
@Mr_Dave_Haslam someone asked me if I had a microphone, apparently he's an MC
@Mr_Dave_Haslam just been told we're closing early. Like, make this your last tune mate.
@Mr_Dave_Haslam You know, I've had worse nights. The time I had a gun pulled on me for example.
