Thread by @seasonsyoon

|| Yoonkook AU ||

In which Jungkook is a youtuber and has Jin try and guess the names of the members of his favorite group, he doesn’t expect it to go viral and reach them

This is just me scrolling around YouTube, maybe I’ll continue this I don’t really know what am I doing

Okay, so I’m writing this just some things:
~please don’t take this seriously
~crack
~Jin and JK are best friends
~rap line is cypher
~Jimin and Hoseok are choreographers
~Tae is a fashion designer
~inspired by yt videos of people trying to guess bts names
~some life experiences

Also I’m a mess in general so I don’t really now when will I update, so please be patient with me and again, I’m not funny so please don’t hate me

Also I don’t really call the members by their stage name, that’s why Jin tries to guess their real names and ignore time stamps please. So now we shall begin

(1) A look at Jungkook’s channel and the start of his downfall

(2) Here are some comments after the video goes viral

(3) Jungkook is ready to change his name to Jack and Jin is making sure both of them don’t starve

(4) Hoseok wants to see the world burn, switch couple for the win and finally Jin is ready to live in the jungle

(5) Jin and JungKook have a serious talk and finally JungKook gets to sleep

(6) Perhaps sleeping is a bad idea

(7) You all just want to see the world crash and burn

(8) But seokjin’s got your back 😉

(also let’s pretend these are twitter DM’s)

(9) Yoongi is in love and Jin needs therapy

(10) Jin breaks down and Yoongi is confused

(11) His password is iloveYoongi01

(12) And Jungkook wakes up after a well deserved nap

(13) If this ain’t me and my best friend

(14) Let’s not get too extreme

(15) I don’t know, will he?

(16) Perhaps he did

(17) He is panicked gay please understand him

(18) *whispers* Yoongi is a power bottom whenever he wants

(19) And someone makes an appearance

(20) Jimin is ready to kick Jungkook’s ass and Yoongi just wants a text

(21) Seokjin is a snitch but also a wise man 🤧

(22) He cheers him up

(23) Jin just needs a break

(24) He did asked about it a lot, so now he has an answer

(25) Perhaps Yoongi made Jungkook snapped and Jin is just a victim

(26) Seokjin fears for his life and Namjoon just wants an answer

(27) I’m sad to say that it’s actually Jungkook answering the messages this time 🤧

(28) Jin just needs to leave them be

(29) But you all wanted for Yoongi to text Jungkook first

(30) Baby is sad and Jin is forming his own protection squad

(31) And Jimin just wants to knock some sense into Jungkook

(32) We do, don’t we?

(33) He doesn’t deserve to be called Yunki

(34) Yoongi is a lil insecure bean

(35) Even with advice you still choose to text him

(36) And Jin is trying to keep that sugar daddy life he has acquired

(37) And Yoongi keeps pushing

(38) And Jimin decides that Kookie deserves the best

(39) Everyone just wants Kookie to smile

(40) Just like Hobi says, he is an airhead

(41) Hoseok is the only one we trust in this household

(42) Our baby is back and he brings a surprise!

(43) Outing him like that smh 🐍

(44) And he finally decides to wear his big boy pants

(45) A lot of questions but only one catches your eye

(46) They were supposed to make up

(47) Both need to learn and grow up by themselves

(48) They start talking like normal people

(49) But you know, life and friends happen

(50) And Yoongi, well he has to know that Jungkook has a life too

(51) The kids are out having fun and Yoongi perhaps he needs to learn how to talk

(52) And Kookie is trying, he really is

(53) He tries to understand but at the end life keeps going

(54) And Kookie does that

(55) Hobi is really out here dying for our Yoonkook nation and Yoongi just keeps sinking the ship

(56) What Yoongi tries to say vs what he sees

(57) A party or a disaster coming?

(58) Yoongi needs a third opinion and Tae is all of us

(59) Jimin is my spirit animal

(60) Yoongi What are you doing?!

(61) A little party never hurt anyone

(62) Well, it wasn’t supposed to hurt but trouble seems to follow them

(63) A new day and the possibilities are endless

(64) The fact that he doesn’t tweet, doesn’t mean he hasn’t heard it

(65) Maybe his heart also hurts

(66) And even if they are worried, they have faith in their friend

(67) And they start opening up

(68) Now look who is wearing his big boy pants

(69) Being a responsable adult it’s exhausting

(70) The gang is out for the night

(71) Let’s just give up and die, shall we?

(72) Jungkook panics

(73) Yugyeom knows his priorities

(74) Hobi is really our savior and an intellectual

Jungkook is not sure of why he is doing it, maybe it’s because of all the pink drinks that Jimin gave him or that weird blue one with the cherry that seokjin made him down in one go, but he was hiding from Min Yoongi.

“Maybe it’s not even him” he tries to convince himself, but even his slight tipsy mind can recognize the rapper that he admire for so long.

He knows no one is going to try and save him and he can’t be bothered to wait for Yugyeom, so his best plan is to just go out and take a

Taxi, that been if he is able to dodge Yoongi who has planted himself near the stairs that lead towards the exit.

If he is being honest, he is not ready to be a responsible adult, he doesn’t want to face Yoongi and start a scene, he also doesn’t to bend because it was Yoongi’s

Mistake and it was his turn to fix it.

He stretches his nick from his hiding spot, Yoongi is not at the spot anymore, it’s his chance to just ran like his life depends on it.

“I’m not going to lie, you look dumb” he is willing to run and just ignore him.

“Amazing opinion let’s talk never” he starts running but a hand wraps around his wrist and he curses at Jimin for not answering his texts.

“Please, let’s just talk” Yoongi screams above the music.

Jungkook gives up the idea of running away, instead he allows Yoongi to guide

Both of them towards a private room.

“If you are going to apologize please stop” Jungkook sighs tiredly “You have done it before and I’m tired of this cycle of whatever we have.”

“I wasn’t lying when I said that I caught feelings for you” Jungkook laughs dryly, he truly is

Tired of Min Yoongi “Please, I fucked up but I really want to make things better”

“You had your chance and you decided to ignore me!” Jungkook is just so angry and tired at Yoongi; he is tired of wondering if he is not good enough or if maybe he should change just to please

Yoongi, beg for his attention, he was tired of Yoongi breaking his self-confidence every time the didn’t agreed on something.

“I know” Yoongi takes a deep breath “I was immature and I’m truly sorry, I just never...” he struggles with words, but Jungkook is not going to put words

On his mouth “You started just as a little game, a distraction and suddenly I was writing love songs about you and I wasn’t sure you returned my feelings.”

Jungkook huffs “Great way of putting the blame on me.”

“That’s not...” Yoongi curses in frustration “I’m not good with words, just...you are like a song Jungkook, a song that I love to listen to, but I can’t never finish because I don’t want to ruin the beautiful melody, I’m scared to touch you because I’m afraid that you will

Disappear like the melodies in my head. You come and go Jungkook, you are such a carefree and kind persona that I don’t know how to act with you, should I be the cool idol that you love? Or maybe I should be your dream man?”

Jungkook shakes his head and tries not to let his voice sound strangled “You should just be Min Yoongi, at the end of the day I fell for the guy who sent random audios at odd hours and the one who shared cat memes with me, I fell for you Min Yoongi and I don’t want you to push me

Away anymore.” Yoongi carefully walks towards him and with hesitant hands cups the younger’s face.

“You know that I have a hard time opening to people, so there will be times when I will push you away” Jungkook gives him a small smile and turns his head slightly so he can kiss

One of Yoongi’s inner wrist “I spend a lot of time at the studio, I get grumpy and I snap at people but if you let me, I’ll hold your hand and tell you how good you are doing when you are stressing over your assignments and videos.”

Jungkook’s cheeks paint a beautiful dusty pink color and Yoongi is sure that it is his new favorite color “And you understand that Gyeom and I are just friends, right? You trust me?”

The older nods “I let jealousy blind me and I’m deeply sorry, you can’t have any friendship you

Want, I’m sorry”

Jungkook smile wide, bunny teeth showing “You are so cute, so how about we leave this place?”

(75) Stream I love you

(76) Jungkook Friends vs Hobi

(77) And some Namjin

(78) A happy ever after

(79) Right where it all started

(80) And that’s a wrap out

-THE END-

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And that’s it! I’m sorry this took me so long to finish and I’m sorry if this wasn’t what you expected but I’m pretty happy with the result! Feedback is appreciated and thank you so much for reading I’ll work harder on future stories 💜

Also hi yes self promo, this is my current project in case you like my trash 🤪

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