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Dang. Remember this way back [[checks notes]] yesterday?
Well, the woman's son is extremely not what his mom tried to make him a poster child of.
"It doesn't represent me at all . . . I love my mom to death, but boy . . . I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this." pilotonline.com/news/nation-wo…
He was understandably "horrified" at first, and props to him for handling a fraught situation with good humor and aplomb.
...and no I'm not just saying that because he has two gorgeous cats.
But it doesn't hurt.
This whole thing is way over now but I missed this Monday and it's easily my favorite version of this joke
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