Thread!
Like I said, don't continue if you can't laugh oooooo
JESUS: You know, the usual, going about doing my Father's business!
JW: Who's Photina..?
JESUS: oh, That's the Samaritan woman by the well I was telling you about that....
JESUS: Don't make it seem like that! It was...
JESUS: I didn't send them away to meet with her. I sent them to get food & then she came to the well & I was thirsty
JESUS: Woman, you need to understa...
JW: Don't you woman me o...don't just woman me. Because I've been keeping quiet.
JESUS: But she was really repentant about...
JESUS: can I...
JW: Wait first! Then the one on her period the was looking for you all over the place nko?
JESUS: it wasn't a period. It was a serious condition and she had been bleeding 12 years and...
JW: Are you now a gynaecologist?
JESUS: No but she's healed now and I'm sure you know this
JESUS: Which Mary again?
JW: Oh ho...so they are many abi?
JESUS: No but...
JW: the one that they brought naked to you
JESUS: What about her?
JW: tried to what? So you are saying I'm stupid abi? I don't have brain to understand? If it is Mary or Martha you will explain for 3 days, but me "you won't understand"!!!
JW: just meant what? I can see it in your eyes; say it! sayyyy eeet: "Get thee behind me Satan" abi? I am now Satan
JESUS: haa....I never said that o. Im sorry you're looking at it this way. Sit let me explain
JW: You will say "see you soon"...one week, i won't see your brake light
PETER KNOCKS ON THE DOOR
JW: go where again Peter. You are the one arranging all these women, abi?
PETER: what women?
JW: LIAR...you will burn in hell
Peter: I think this is a bad time master, we should go tomorrow instead.
JESUS: Why not come on these trips with me and see the marvellous work that....
JW: so they will think I am one of your chicks abi? I am not coming. Just come and be going let me have peace. Just go with Peter.
JW: If you like, step out of this house, i double dare you
And the ministry ended!!!
BYE for now!!!!!😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃