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The Spirit Of Ratliff LP ships at the end of this week!

The first 100 pre-orders will include this special bonus gift: Make-Your-Own Spirit Of Ratliff Shrinky Dink XMAS Ornaments!

There are only a few left now!
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Pre-order link:
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I have never made Shrinky Dinks before. It looks like fun. This set makes 7 ornaments, including one of me and one of @Mikeyerg. Also a sad XMAS pizza, and evil Winter Sun, and a #TeamEndlessWinter snowman.
There are tiny instructions on the sheet that tell you what to do, but you can also just google info on how to make Shrinky Dinks.
See, these look finished to me, but the process isn't yet complete! There is more!
There is TECHNOLOGY involved?
And this is what they look like at the end of the process. For best results, hang them on your Secular XMAS tree while listening to The Spirit Of Ratliff on your turntable and then drink egg nog (optional).
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Please help us reach 1138 in time for our next show on 1/11!
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I really want to get @GLucasTalkShow to 1138 followers and keep it there forever.

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R.I.P. Bob Einstein

This is probably my favorite scene in my favorite film of all time, Modern Romance. I remember the first time I saw it, realizing that it was Super Dave Osborne (whom I knew from his great deadpan talk show appearances) & later realizing he was AB's brother
Einstein had maybe the single best deadpan of any late night guest, better even than Grodin at his peak maybe! His bits were always great but my favorite parts were always when the audience would laugh and he would stop and glare at them, or at Dave.
It's just tremendous the way he times those reactions, feeding off Dave's timing and the energy of the audience...
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Honestly, I think all the headlines about Holmes & Watson being the worst comedy of the year are going to end up making it a film that people discover later on & are pleasantly surprised that it isn't the worst movie they've ever seen. It is a C- comedy that is getting F- grades
I think all the articles about audiences walking out and it being so bad that even Netflix wouldn't save it give a false impression of it. I also think that critics are always angrier when a movie isn't screened (esp. if it means they all had to spend XMAS day watching it)
This is perhaps an uncool opinion but although the movie is a mixed bag and suffers in comparison to the previous to Ferrell/Reilly pairings, I don't get a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes feeling from this movie. (I guess it's up to 7% now, but still.)
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Modi and BJP won because they defined a lot of demons to the common people:
Political Corruption,
Corporate Corruption,
Islamic Terror,
Christian evangelism,
Engineered demographic changes,
Illegal immigration,
They fought none of these demons visibly head on.
The BJP kept convincing people that they are not a part of the same demons- that they are not corrupt and they are not supporting some of the other vices, but they never are seen as actually and effectively fighting and containing these.
No guts, no glory.
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Was Vadra's 'security screening exemption' removed finally? If it was, was that advertised as loudly as the exemption was??
The 2G and Coalgate scamsters were allowed to go free,
What happened of the Adarsh case?
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Bermulanya, 2016 aiman yang approach kami untuk buat novel , kami terima sebab kami percayakan dia boleh sama-sama bantu orang lain dalam dunia penulisan
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Some few years ago, whilst conducting a research about traffic laws, I stumbled upon a blogger's extremely and vividly apt description of road users' attitude in the country. Just encountered it in my archives again and would love to share
Below are the observations of a foreigner residing in Jos, the capital city of Plateau State. Christie Winkler on her blog “Those Winklers” wrote:
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After all, every Nigerian driver knows to expect traffic from any direction at any given time. If there happens to be lines in the road, feel free to disregard them to turn, avoid potholes or get to your destination sooner.
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Shall I eat these fancy hospital biscuits?

[science thread]
Important vote 🍪🍪🍪
The packet tells me that each biscuit has 300kJ = kilo joules
Or 72kcal = kilo calories, ie 72,000 calories

But the box says "72 calories per biscuit"

So what's that about?
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1) Yazılım Dünyası ~ Nereden - Nereye?
"Bir ilim adamı ya kendinden önce kimsenin tesbit edemediği bir konuda eser kaleme alır, ya da kendinden önceki ilim adamlarının kapalı bıraktığı konuları açıklar, kolaylaştırır ve anlaşılır kılar, veya
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El-Harezmî.
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Yazıya başlamadan önce şunu ifade edeyim; bu yazı profesyoneller için keyifli bir okuma, yeni başlayanlar için heyecan, hiç bilgisi olmayanlar için de güzel bir başlangıç olacaktır.
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Bu konuda bütün dünyanın kabul ettiği bir başlangıç noktası var ise o da şüphesiz Harezmî'dir (Muhammed bin Musa el-Harezmî).
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OK so here's an opinion I'm going to issue in re: programming. hello
A tremendously popular piece of advice is "look at other peoples software to help you learn how to code" but the way modern code works, you can't do that.
Let me explain: If you wanted to figure out how, say, Doom worked, the source code is NOT HARD. There's. Like. v_game.c, and you can open it and read it and there's code that does something.
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