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There’s a Harry Potter reference in Scream 4 and think I felt my trachea shrivel in confused revulsion.
“YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE GAY” TO SURVIVE A MODERN HORROR FILM ACCORDING TO SCREAM 4, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO IRONICALLY-UNIRONICALLY STAB SOMETHING
OF *COURSE* THE DUDE WHO SAYS THIS THEN GETS KILLED, AND TRIES TO TELL THE KILLER, 'YOU CAN'T! THERE ARE RULES! I'M GAY... IF IT HELPS' JUST AS HE DIES. chances this dude was actually a queer character? SLIM TO NONE
what's so bizarre is that the writer of this film is a gay man?? but this film is EXPONENTIALLY WORSE than every previous scream film, so I'm wondering how much the horrific badness is the result of craven Getting His Way???
oh my godddddd how is this film still GOING
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listen, twitter. I'm not the kind of person who likes going into great public detail about my boobs, but I've just done the Responsible Thing and attempted to ascertain my Actual Bra Size and I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, what the ACTUAL FUCK is this NONSENSE?
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Just had to unstick two crows from the sticky traps a woman had left on her driveway to catch rats. She drove up just after I freed them - their wings were gummed down, the whole flock shrieking overhead - and seemed nonplussed at the idea sticky traps should maybe go inside.
This happened as I was walking to get my son from school; another dad also headed there saw me and helped. It took both of us to get the crows free, because the traps kept trying to readhere. I would’ve tried to wash the excess glue from the crows, but they flew off immediately.
Neither crow tried to snap at me as we got them free and nor did the rest of the flock. Smart birds knew we were trying to help.
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fucking BRILLIANT, @iTunes. I couldn't update my region without temporarily unsubscribing from your music service, so not only do you WIPE ALL THE SONGS I'D DOWNLOADED AND PAID FOR WHILE USING IT, but you EMPTY ALL MY PLAYLISTS, EVEN THE ONES WITH PRE-EXISTING MUSIC, too.
shit like this, @iTunes, is why people pirate music: so that you can't fucking DELETE THE SONGS WE ALREADY PAID FOR.
HEY @iTunes WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE? I'M TRYING TO ADD A SONG *I ALREADY OWNED BEFORE USING YOUR MUSIC SERVICE* TO A PLAYLIST *YOU WIPED* AND THIS COMES UP???
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harry potter is, in some ways, a middle class british reinterpretation of lord of the rings, viz. it's a world where those who can't do magic are regarded as subhuman. in this thesis is will 1/435
in tolkien, the elves are the master race who can do magic sort of and industrialisation is frowned upon, in harry potter, this attitude is given the enid blyton boarding school treatment 2/435
thus the common vein is contempt for the reality of having to think through inventing things vs literal wand waving, or in the elves' case, rings or something. in both worlds, men, or humans, are regarded as inferior to else while non-magical humans are also regarded as inferior
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Time to start Chapter 5 of Seth Abramson's pretty thorough new chronicle of how Trump, the Republican Party, and the Russians (and some other countries) worked together to steal the election; Proof of Collusion.
You can buy a copy of the book here: simonandschuster.com/books/Proof-of…
An archive of my readthrough of the first few chapters starts here.
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(1) The extreme accommodations being offered by Grassley & Mitch are the greatest #BlessYourHeart in history.

They know she will NEVER repeat her allegations under oath.

They know the votes next week WILL be 11-10 then 51-49.

They know Kav will NEVER be impeached.

#Chill
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The more they try, the more they show voters who they are. #WalkAway
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PRUITT CHOSE TO RESIGN, Trump said on the record on AF1.

“No final straw.”

“He came to me and he said look I have such great confidence in the administration I don’t want to be a distraction and I think Scott felt that he was a distraction.”

“It was very much up to him.”
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“You can ask President Obama—he was very close to going to war. And you would’ve lost 50 million people plus.”

He said in “8 months you’ve not had one rocket launch, missile launch and you haven’t had one nuclear attack.”
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this tweet made me so mad
not because it's a bad tweet i just get real mad thinking about wizards
they could straight up create a post-scarcity utopia for the whole world and instead they write by hand with fucking quills and use candles and keep slaves
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