"Don't you ever wonder why the universe exists?"
> I don't give two shits. I can't unexist it.
> I don't give two shits. I can't unexist it.
"Isn't it amazing to be alive? Out of all the people who could have been born in your place!"
> We call that survivorship bias. If you knew anything about probability, you'd know it's almost as annoying as you.
> We call that survivorship bias. If you knew anything about probability, you'd know it's almost as annoying as you.
"It just makes me shiver when I think we're all made of stars! Don't you ever wonder where your atoms came from?"
> Your atoms also came from shit. Not something I want in my head.
> Your atoms also came from shit. Not something I want in my head.
"Sometimes we have negative emotions, and we should go with them and cry. It's just part of how special it is to be human."
> There's also the part where you grow the fuck up and learn to choose your emotions. I'll take that one.
> There's also the part where you grow the fuck up and learn to choose your emotions. I'll take that one.
