@localish Imagine waking up, rolling over, then falling out ya window
@localish Ya girl cooking, the grease start popping, then set ya bed on fire
@localish Imagine waking up and taking a shit at the exact same time
@localish Ya family come to visit and you gotta set up an air bed in the shower
@localish You and ya girl get in a fight and you need some time apart, but the kitchen, bathroom, and den the same room
@localish You bring ya girl over for sexy time but you gotta move ya dining table out the way to pull down ya bed
@localish Your friends come over to spend the night and somebody gotta sleep standing up
@localish You gotta take a piss, but there’s a line for the bathroom in ya own apartment complex. Someone just took a boo-boo and now you gotta wait fifteen minutes for the dookie residue to waft away
@localish Ya room floods and you get electrocuted cuz your toaster is two feet away from ya shower head nozzle
@localish (I’m making all these jokes but do y’all realize how out of control rent & housing must be for grown ass adults to look at this and say, yes...I want live on a glorified shelf)
