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Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
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Notre Dame is struggling so much the coaches are just calling up random Catholics to sub in now.

Anyway, watch for me to suit up as an outside linebacker in the fourth quarter.
All right, all right, be patient. I'm almost in.

Coach says we're going to turn this around.
Apologies for my cursing that was just picked up by the network microphones.

Things are getting a little heated out here.
Well, that was disappointing.

On the bright side, they just gave me another Master's degree, so that's cool.
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