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You know what we don’t see nearly enough of in fantasy novels?

Autopsies.
I grant you they FEEL like a modern thing, but people were routinely conducting autopsies as early as the 1600s to determine causes of death. Given how much handwavey Renaissance stuff we cram into faux-medieval fantasy, we oughta be slicing and dicing way more corpses.
If I ever manage to make the Fluffy Paladin Romance into a series, somebody’s gonna be a fantasy coroner.
A SEXY FANTASY CORONER
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