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Left: The Earl of Sandwich
Right: His son, the Open Face Earl of Sandwich
Right: His son, the Open Face Earl of Sandwich
The Earl of Sandwich, BTW, is really the person who brought us the word sandwich. So put *that* between two pieces of bread and eat it.
Oh yeah, and the guy on the right is not really the Earl’s son.
Remind me to tell you later about the time the Earl of Sandwich secretly met in Hamburg with the leaders of the McDonald clan to resolve the Jack O’ Bite rebellion.
Don’t even get me started on the Fries Rebellion, which was led by a group of German-Americans in Pennsylvania, some of whom had come from Hamburg. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fries%27s…
Little known fact: Hoagie Carmichael, the inventor of the hoagie, was a direct descendant of the Earl of Sandwich.
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This entire thread is, of course, an extra large sub-tweet.
I recognize that people mayo may not find this thread funny, but there’s no need to be a-holey about it.
