Thread by @deadhomers

"Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country."

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

You may remember me from such educational films as 'Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!' and 'Firecrackers: The Silent Killer'."

"Mr. McClure?"

"Oh, hello, Bobby."

"Jimmy."

"I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, Jimmy. You just asked a mouthful."

"It all starts here in the high density feed lot."

"Then, what the cattle are just right, it's time for them to 'graduate' from Bovine University."

"C'mon, Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor."

"Don't let the name fool you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor.

It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported."

[Bovine Screaming]

"Gettin' hungry, Jimmy?"

"Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a 'crazy' friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he 'crazy'?"

"No, just ignorant."

"You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain."

"Just ask this scientician."

"He'll tell you, that in nature, one creature invariably eats another to survive."

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy.

If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."

"Wow, Mr. McClure, I was a 'Grade-A Moron' to ever question eating meat."

"Hahaha, yes, you were, Jimmy. Yes, you were."

"Um, you're . . . hurting me . . ."

As always, many many thanks to @FrinkiacApp.