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GAIL SIMONE Thinks the Punisher Should Smile More
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🎶 Cap can show you his cheeks
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me Thanos, now when did you last snap a butt like that?

It’s America’s ass
Perfectly pert, patriotic
Makes the flag seem erotic
So much better than the bat...🎶
A WHOLE NEW CANNNN
Don’t you dare wear long pants!
A NEW CHEEKTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
Take a squeeze, there’s no firmer...

Down here where Red Skull lurks
He goes berserk
For the supple slant of Stevie’s bum!
🎶 A WHOLE NEW ASS
Just give Peggy a chance
DELIGHTFUL DOUBLE-LOADED DRAWERS
Every film a top earner...

There’s a fox in that hole
Run it up the pole
And see who is saluting...

LET US SHARE CAP’S WHOLE NEW BUTT WITH YOOOOOOOU! 🎶🎶🎶
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GAIL SIMONE Thinks the Punisher Should Smile More
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Everywhere this week there are reminders of Stan Lee.

He was very kind to me every time we met (except for when he tried to run me over with his scooter).

More than that, he was wise. He said the exact thing I needed to hear even though I didn't KNOW I needed to hear it.
I think there's a real danger of making him into a cute photo of a beloved puppy from your childhood. Which is a nice sentiment, but not who he was. He was a real person.
He genuinely cared about people. Thousands of people have a neat Stan story where he said or did something astute and surprising. He had a way of boiling down a mentorship truth to a single sentence or conversation.
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Okay. I have a thing to say, it'll take a little bit and I'll try not to post anything too spoilery. But I saw Shazam. 1/
Here's the thing. People ask me ALL the time what my favorite superhero is, or who my favorite characters are. And I usually take that to mean, 'of the ones I have written.' So I usually say Black Canary or Wonder Woman or Red Sonja. But it's not them. Not really. 2/
Because there really is no question who my favorite it. It's the Marvel Family. It's Cap, and Mary Marvel, and Captain Marvel, Jr., and all the rest. Almost certainly, Mary Marvel is my absolute favorite comics character of all time. 3/
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Our waitress at the airport this morning said that a customer came in, with a woman who sat at an adjoining table. She ran his card, it said not valid. She ran it again. No good. 1/
When she came back to ask how he wanted to pay, he started arguing with her that she was wrong. And he was drinking from his own bottle of Jack Daniels. She told him he can;t do that, and this was in a pub. 2/
So he argued with her about that.

The she tried to take the bottle and he got angry, she told him she was about to call the airport police. He still argued.

3/
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