Our waitress at the airport this morning said that a customer came in, with a woman who sat at an adjoining table. She ran his card, it said not valid. She ran it again. No good. 1/
When she came back to ask how he wanted to pay, he started arguing with her that she was wrong. And he was drinking from his own bottle of Jack Daniels. She told him he can;t do that, and this was in a pub. 2/
So he argued with her about that.

The she tried to take the bottle and he got angry, she told him she was about to call the airport police. He still argued.

3/
Then the woman at the adjoining table, who turns out to be his mom, said, without turning around...

‘PAAAAtrick...’

4/
And he shut up reluctantly and let the waitress take the bottle.

Since, we have been saying it for everything. ‘PAAAtrick...’

We think it might be a magic word to silence bad behavior.

TRY IT, IT’S FUN!

PAAAtrick...!
What turns people into weirdos at the airport?
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