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Comfortably Smug
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The best part of being a guy is that when Daenerys' dragon got shot down in front of her and then her friend gets her head chopped off and Daenerys shows the slightest hint of emotion all us guys can be like OMG she's going crazy like the mad king, time to give her job to Jon!!!
Good ol boys network will always be the most powerful army in westeros
What do we say to the dragonglass ceiling being shattered?

Not today!
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“And to my armies, I say you need to Pokémon Go to Kings Landing!”
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