Thread by @AmyKinLA

OK, #BachelorNation, the guys competing for @AlabamaHannah's heart are up, which means it's time for my favorite game: Parsing their bios!

Brian, 30, is a math teacher who teaches "at the same high school he attended" in Louisville, Kentucky. He is also a "pun and sarcasm enthusiast."

Cam, 30, is a software salesman who is a "self-proclaimed 'dance-floor king.'" His favorite movie of all-time is "The Notebook" and believes the most important thing a woman can have is good dental hygiene.

Chasen, 27, is a pilot whose favorite pastime is "watching 'The Bachelor' and drinking cocktails with his mom."

Connor J, 28, is a sales manager who "is the kind of guy your dad wants you to end up with" because he always opens your door and pulls out your chair.

Connor S, 24, is an investment analyst who "LOVES Justin Bieber" as well as "listening and dancing to Spanish songs in the clubs."

Daron, 25, is an IT consultant who is "terrified of spiders" and a "globally ranked champion in Guitar Hero."

Devin, 27, is a talent manager who lives in Sherman Oaks and has trouble finding love because "no one in L.A. wants anything serious."

Dustin, 30, is a real estate broker who loves Tony Robbins and "a good night of Netflix and chill."

Dylan, 24, is a tech entrepreneur who says the "majority of his friends" are women. He has a tattoo of a palm tree on his ankle and another of a heart with roses on his chest.

Garrett, 27, is a golf pro who enjoys going to church and once made out with his girlfriend on the 50-year-line of the Mississippi State football stadium.

Grant, 30, is unemployed and wore fake earrings to his high school prom. He describes himself as "the real-life 'The Dude'" and "has no interest in hearing about your CrossFit workout plan or recent Instagram post."

Hunter, 24, is a pro surfer who still lives at home with his parents, where he apparently hosts many a "Bachelor" viewing party.

Jed, 25, is a singer/songwriter who "can rap Nicki Minaj's part in 'Bottoms Up' flawlessly."

Joe, 30, is "The Box King" because his family has a cardboard box business. He likes club-hopping in Vegas and went there four times last year.

Joey, 33, is a finance manager who is afraid of heights and likes to use a Polaroid camera.

John Paul Jones, 24, whose occupation is listed as "John Paul Jones" even though he is a financial analyst, "enjoys traveling the world and contemplating the meaning of life." His favorite drink is champagne.

Jonathan, 27, is a server who loves sparklers, "the process of getting ready" to go out and going to church with his family.

Kevin, 27, is a behavioral health specialist for the army who loves Harry Potter and won't travel anywhere where there isn't a gym.

Luke P, 24, is an import/export manager who is a "good Christian boy" who had a "religious awakening" in college. His worst fear is "having bad gas on a date."

Luke S, 29, is a political consultant who says he's often told he looks like @viallnicholas28. He once hit on @emrata and apparently "made her blush."

Matt Donald, 26, is a medical device salesman who "loves Hannah and he hasn't even met her."

Matteo, 25, is a management consultant and "a sperm donor who has helped create 114 children for all types of families."

Matthew, 23, is a car bid spotter who has never left the country.

Mike, 31, is a portfolio manager who likes going to trampoline parks. He would like to "get into Parkour."

Peter, 27, is a pilot who still lives at home.

Ryan, 25, is a "Roller Boy" who has never been in love but has walked a 1-inch tightrope wire over a 300-foot Utah canyon.

Scott, 28, is a software sales executive who likes to day drink and is an "admirer" of Kris Jenner.

Thomas, 27, is an international pro basketball player who likes dancing to EDM music in clubs. His parents have never met anyone he has dated.

Tyler C, 25, is a general contractor whose friends are embarrassed by how "intense" he gets on the dance floor.

Tyler G, 28, is a psychology graduate student who likes SoulCycle, follows a "strict Keto diet" and has a side business analyzing dreams.

These tidbits courtesy of #TheBachelorette bios: abc.go.com/shows/the-bach…