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Spider-Man is a cop and Ironman is a capitalist. Thanos is maybe an ecoterrorist? Captain America is an anti fascist at least but also a nationalist. Hulk is an anarchist?
Yo what about the X-Men? 🤯
If X-Men are cops too then that means Deadpool is like Joey Gibson, a belligerent drunk who wants to be a cop but they won’t let him because of his extensive criminal record.
I mean pikachu put detective in his name so like we don’t gotta guess on that one and sonic is for sure a cop. A Democrat. But a cop.
If you think of it like this then suicide squad has the best characters cuz they aren’t cops and only work with the cops if it’s to save the entire world.
So in the end, Will Smith I think is a member of the socialist rifle association but won’t join the DSA because of Roberts rules of order.
The Joker is a tankie
Update: I’ve been told captain America is just antifa. Although I can’t imagine antifa using America in their name but maybe it’s a secret acronym.
I should go to bed.
Black Panther isn’t a cop. Black Panther is like the water protectors. But killmonger is the homie so idk how to reconcile these things someone else is gonna have to do that.
We’re going to have to deliberate on Superman. He fights for earth most of the time. But he also fights “crime” which disproportionately impacts people of color and contributes to mass incarceration. Idk. Better than Batman that’s for sure. Batman is a cop and capitalist. Fucker.
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