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“Mohan is becoming a big nuisance”, Chachaji was stressed. “Pundat thum saala kuch karta kyon nahi, ye thum ko paisa nahin khaane de ga”, Ed was worried too. “I’ve a plan, I know a man named Nat, he can finish him”, Chachaji looked cunning. “Pundat ussko supaari dene ka” Ed said
Ed playing with Chachaji’s bat asked “Pundat thumhara koi opposition nahin hota jab thum koi blunder karta, jo thum aksar karta?”, Chachaji smiled & answered “Ed, when I do any blunder, I write a resignation letter to myself, then I read it & tear it off”, “Rascal saala”, Ed said
Reborn as pigeons, Ed & Chachaji were sitting on a pillar of the parliament when Ed told Chachaji “Pundat, tum se chonch milata hua hum soch raha, Children’s day to aaj hona maangta”, “Why?” Chachaji asked. “Kyonki aaj ka din sab bacha logon ko thumse ajaadi mila tha” Ed laughed
Ed came to know about the disease Chachaji was suffering from, she asked him “Pundat, ye disease toh sambhog se hota, hum ko toh aisa kuch nahin hua, thumko kyon hua?”, Chachaji watching pics in Playboy magazine said “Ed darling, I’m non violent & you know who is my best friend”
“Aila, Pundat toh kya thum non violent Mohan ke saath bhi?, hum sochta thum straight hota” Ed was shocked. “Ed darling, don’t be shocked, you know I’m straight but may be my non violent friend isn’t & I want to be the PM & it can’t happen without his consent”, Chachaji explained
Ed was a very hot & passionate woman, once during the act with Chachaji she screamed “Pundat, choke me choke me”, Chachaji was a witty man, he replied “Let’s finish this act, I’d choke you sometime later”. Ed chuckled & said “Pundat, you saala rascal”
Chachaji gathered courage & told Ed “Ed darling, I need to tell you with a very heavy heart that I’m suffering from a sexually transmitted disease. Ed looked into her eyes, smiled & replied “Stupid Pundat, thum kya siochta tha, hum thum ko love karta hai. Humra mission poora hua”
Chachaji was kissing Ed passionately, suddenly Ed screamed. “What happened?”, Chachaji asked. “Grey hair”, Ed said. “Darling but I don’t have any hair”, Chachaji said. “Pundat BC, neechay dekhne ka”, Ed said. “Damn it, I coloured them but this one left out”, Chachaji apologised
Ed unbuttoning her blouse and reading tweets of people arguing over cricketers said “Pundat ye log stupid hota, ye nahin jaanta thum se great koi cricketer nahin hota, thum apna heavy long bat se English wet pitch par jo batting kiya koi nahin kar sakta, aaj ek match aur khelo”
After India lost to England, Ed asked Chachaji “Pundat batao hum ka India match kyon haar gaya?”, Chachaji counter asked “Darling you tell me”, Ed riding over Chachaji laughed & replied “Pundat India lost kyonki India ka best player toh hamre saath khel raha na ki India ke saath”
“Pundat thum Hindustan ka tukda kyon karta, hamra dil mein dard hota”, Ed said with tears in her eyes. “Ed darling this is due to Jin & Mohan. Jin couldn’t find parking space so he demanded a separate country & Mohan agreed”, Chachaji explained. “Saale maadar”, Ed said angrily
